DISINTEGRATION

if you had a Bad April like i did, i’m proud of you for getting thru it!! it’s over and you did it

if you had a bad may like i did, 

i would fight anyone who works at buzzfeed

My grandma works at Buzzfeed, you’d fight my grandma? you’re a fucking sicko

sounds like your grandma’s the sicko, pal. tell her to square up.

10 Reasons My Grandmother Who Works At Buzzfeed Could Kick Your Ass

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One entire row of ‘f’s takes 10 seconds to type. There are 45 lines per page, so you take 450 seconds per page. You claim to have typed 184 pages, which would take a total of 82800 seconds, or exactly 23 hours. You are a liar

This is a personal attack

i might be fake but at least i never turned on gabriella to impress my basketball team : /

and this is a piece of performance art called “i take everything personally”

Finally

I really needed this