Sparkle On ✨

a couple years ago I made a T-shirt that says "I simply wish to be aware of fewer things" and no other article of clothing I've ever owned has resulted in even half as many strangers stopping me to give me compliments

tumblr is the best bc I can say that Kermit is a butch lesbian and at least one person will agree with me

the sign in button?

many women dont seem 2 realize that being 'pretty' isnt mandatory in life

however having swag is.

Why was one direction buying a teenage girl

We should cancel them in real life for this

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

Bet you didn’t think a cute little baby goat like me, resting beneath a black walnut tree to escape the summer heat, would be proficient in Microsoft Excel, did you. Bet you didn’t expect me to know how optimize a spreadsheet by implementing conditional formatting rules huh. Bet you took one look at me and thought “no way this kid knows how to use the VLOOKUP function.” Well guess what, I do. I know a diverse array of useful formulas and my body is capable of digesting poison ivy. I eat that shit like potato chips. Get the fuck out of my paddock

you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

there’s nothing wrong with me plus i don’t have any wants or needs plus i don’t feel or think at all