*giggles*

cant wait to go home so i can go be horizontal. all this vertical stuff sucks

i miss the old tumblr days when you annoyed someone even slightly and they went on a multi paragraph rant. one that started with "you know what? no. fuck this. fuck you." and contained insults like "moldy sock" and threats like "i'll steal your kneecaps". all while maintaining the attitude of a YA novel protagonist facing capital punishment rallying troops against a dictatorship.

I'm a pervert little leftist short and stout here is my handle here is my [censored]

does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

Fuckin FLAT.

Happy flat fuck Friday to all who observe

We should really be using Chat GPT to take down some governments 🤔