complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

sparkle on! its the first day of the fifth month in the year the albatross came to the south-western halls. forget who you are

Ever since i was a boy i wanted to pay the highest cost of living on the continent to be a disposable animation studio intern

this is an in universe post from my new character whose just a fun loving lighthearted guy with a malignant brain parasite infection that is subtly directing his life towards animating an akira bike scene homage for a cartoon network show

Vodka & benadryl got me feeling like a oyster

i'd truly be fucked in her situation because rumpelstiltskin is not a name that would come to mind for me