Demand Authenticity, Not Purity

today is not my birthday

reblog if your birthday is not today

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

"i just dont think the scientology speedrun trend is funny because if people did that with any other religious institution-" ok guys lets all go to the 'scientology controversies' page on wikipedia and scroll a bit before continuing this thought. lets do this right now

This argument doesn't work because we should do Vatican speedruns

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

Men will see a mouse and eat it

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

Babe, you reblogged trans kissies again. Are you ok?

big fan of the recent trend ive noticed of people adding flaming text of the original word over censored words in posts. do NOT sanitize the internet. say fuck with your chest

what do you mean my childhood affected me

EVERYONES PICKING ON ME BECAUSE I DONT HAVE THE NEW SHOES MOM I'M NOT POPULAR MOM AND ITS ALL YOUR FAULT!!

I’m just barely old enough to remember seeing America’s 9/11 attack on the news, but what you need to understand is that I was about 3-4 feet tall surrounded by adults gasping at the news and the only thing I can recall thinking was “there are always burning buildings on the news, why is everyone freaking out over this one”

I’m also old enough to remember America electing Barack Obama as their president and when our teacher rolled in the fatass thick screen so we could “experience history” not one of us little Canadian fucks gave even a solitary shit. We didn’t even know who the last guy was and you’re saying it’s not even our own country

its not the algorithm my friend thats literally 9 other posts i made that night