love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse

movies think i wanna see a 22 year old in veneers

I know we’re all like lawless nonconformists but you really can’t be texting and driving. that’s one of the ones you’ve gotta listen to for real

finn starwars we will never forgive those movies for what they did to you. i saw your lightsaber. i saw your force sensitive. i saw your secondhand chanel boots that unbeknownst to all of us were put in the thrift store bin by luke skywalker but you rock them twice as hard.

I'm sorry for doing that bank heist, your honour. It's just that, like, once you get to be around 30, it just seems to become impossible to get all your buddies together for some fun times, and sometimes you just get wrapped up in the magic of spending time with friends, and, well, one thing leads to another.

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listen i’m not saying the vampire won’t still get the job but the interview is NOT going well