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Several people, yeah. Just the ones who seemed to need it.
I mean, I won’t same I’m unappreciative. That’s awful kind of you.
You don't really know me, but I'm here if you ever want to talk. I'm also an especially good cuddler.
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This is a free hug. Don't question it. Just accept it. You are valid and wonderful.
I mean, I do happen to know that I'm pretty great, yeah.
You just sending out hugs to everyone?
Several people, yeah. Just the ones who seemed to need it.
You seemed upset before. Would you like a dead fawn I found this morning? It's in good condition. The scavengers have left it alone.
Wait....a what? But second of all, wut? No thank you? But also why do you think the scavengers have left it alone? Maybe it died under mysterious circumstances. Does it have any burn marks? Missing any organs? Are its teeth filed down?
This is a free hug. Don't question it. Just accept it. You are valid and wonderful.
But I'm so good at questioning things.
So question number one- who the hell are you?
You know those people that stand on the sidewalk handing out free hugs? Pretend I’m one of those....virtually. I don’t know. You’re also really beautiful and I’m glad this is virtual because I’m gross and sweaty and you really don’t need to know that.
This is a free hug. Don't question it. Just accept it. You are valid and wonderful.
Um
But
uuuuuhhhhhh???
How do you know those things about me
We've never met?
Maybe I'm unvalid and terrible
Everyone has terrible things about them, but no one is all bad. Hell, even Ted Bundy was a good dad to his girlfriend’s kid....until, you know, he kept killing young college girls. Not that you’re Ted Bundy! I mean, with a face like that, you’d probably get a lot of letters in prison too.
Am I rambling? I’m sorry. I think I’m rambling. Can you just like, ignore the last few minutes and pretend this was a nice, silent, virtual hug?
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What is one thing you want to change the word?
I like to consider myself a realist. Can’t change anything, I’m just one person. Best I can do is live, laugh, love like one of them suburban soccer moms. I think they got the right idea, with those big ole wine glasses and leopard print handbags.
Will your 2.5 soccer playing kids help you skin the leopards?
Wait. Why are we skinning leopards?!
because wine-mom here wants a bag and is willing to use an army of tiny humans to do it.
Pretty sure she can just buy one of those bags. The factory is still probably full of kids though. Screw China and their awfulness!
I mean
If she is using kids either way
might as well train them to hunt and skin the leopard themselves.
Its better parenting.
Give a Man a Fish, and You Feed Him for a Day. Teach a Man To Fish, and You Feed Him for a Lifetime
I Am A Good Mother.
Fish and hunt Leopards with your crotch goblins Queen
I believe in you.
Wow, I thought I was raised weird. Are you guys okay?
I will.
Peachy keen, sugar. What about you?
Honestly no, But I have a feeling I should be paying you if I go into all of my woes. I guess I’ll go with the group and call you a Queen. Yas….Queen?
Now, that’s what I like to hear!
YAAAS
SLAY LEOPARDS
SLAY!
See, this is something I support. Big cats, small cats, whatever.
What is one thing you want to change the word?
I like to consider myself a realist. Can’t change anything, I’m just one person. Best I can do is live, laugh, love like one of them suburban soccer moms. I think they got the right idea, with those big ole wine glasses and leopard print handbags.
Will your 2.5 soccer playing kids help you skin the leopards?
Wait. Why are we skinning leopards?!
because wine-mom here wants a bag and is willing to use an army of tiny humans to do it.
Pretty sure she can just buy one of those bags. The factory is still probably full of kids though. Screw China and their awfulness!
I mean
If she is using kids either way
might as well train them to hunt and skin the leopard themselves.
Its better parenting.
Give a Man a Fish, and You Feed Him for a Day. Teach a Man To Fish, and You Feed Him for a Lifetime
I Am A Good Mother.
Fish and hunt Leopards with your crotch goblins Queen
I believe in you.
Wow, I thought I was raised weird. Are you guys okay?
I will.
Peachy keen, sugar. What about you?
Honestly no, But I have a feeling I should be paying you if I go into all of my woes. I guess I’ll go with the group and call you a Queen. Yas….Queen?
What is one thing you want to change the word?
I like to consider myself a realist. Can’t change anything, I’m just one person. Best I can do is live, laugh, love like one of them suburban soccer moms. I think they got the right idea, with those big ole wine glasses and leopard print handbags.
Will your 2.5 soccer playing kids help you skin the leopards?
Wait. Why are we skinning leopards?!
because wine-mom here wants a bag and is willing to use an army of tiny humans to do it.
Pretty sure she can just buy one of those bags. The factory is still probably full of kids though. Screw China and their awfulness!
I mean
If she is using kids either way
might as well train them to hunt and skin the leopard themselves.
Its better parenting.
Give a Man a Fish, and You Feed Him for a Day. Teach a Man To Fish, and You Feed Him for a Lifetime
I Am A Good Mother.
Fish and hunt Leopards with your crotch goblins Queen
I believe in you.
Wow, I thought I was raised weird. Are you guys okay?
Anyone ever told you that you're kind of weird?
If I had a dollar for every time someone has called me that, I'd have enough money to seek the therapy I clearly need.
What is one thing you want to change the word?
I like to consider myself a realist. Can’t change anything, I’m just one person. Best I can do is live, laugh, love like one of them suburban soccer moms. I think they got the right idea, with those big ole wine glasses and leopard print handbags.
Will your 2.5 soccer playing kids help you skin the leopards?
Wait. Why are we skinning leopards?!
because wine-mom here wants a bag and is willing to use an army of tiny humans to do it.
Pretty sure she can just buy one of those bags. The factory is still probably full of kids though. Screw China and their awfulness!
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
What is one thing you want to change the word?
I like to consider myself a realist. Can't change anything, I'm just one person. Best I can do is live, laugh, love like one of them suburban soccer moms. I think they got the right idea, with those big ole wine glasses and leopard print handbags.
Will your 2.5 soccer playing kids help you skin the leopards?
Wait. Why are we skinning leopards?!
fermataheart:
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nah, nah… that’s how it would look, if i had those ruby eyes. in reality, it’s just… meh. ain’t talked to my folks in years, brother is dead, n’ the whole reason i came crawlin’ back to this fucked up town is just sittin’ like an elephant in the room that i don’t got the stomach to face.
and i am just playin’ dive bars for pennies. got a few singles on spotify, trying to shit out a full album, but we’ll see. man’s gotta eat, not enough hours in the day.
hope for your sake there ain’t some greater ‘thing’ gonna come out of us meeting that’s a nice way to look at it, i guess… if it helps you sleep at night. maybe my pessimism is the reason i can’t, hah.
Oh, wow, I’m so sorry! I’m clearly a huge idiot that needs to stop trying to have conversations with people before I drink coffee. That’s rough, I can’t imagine how that loss must feel.
If you ever need a cheering section at those dive bars, I’d love to hear your stuff sometime.
And nah, even the sheer rainbow-y force of optimism can’t help insomnia. Trust me, if anything helped, I would have found it by now. Liquor is the closest I’ve come to a cure. Maybe we can grab a drink after one of those dive bar shows?
bearingwitness:
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People put down roots, get attached. Or they become trapped.
Not crazy at all. There are lots of bodies being stolen around here. They have to lock of the morgues.
Oh thanks! It took me alot of tries to get a body to look like this!
That’s fair. I know what it’s like to feel stuck somewhere especially when family is involved. So, what’s keeping you here? School is my current excuse.
Stolen bodies? I wish that was surprisingly, but after the day I’ve had, that’s really not the craziest thing I’ve heard.
What do you mean, a lot of tries? Like, working out? Am I right and it’s something extraterrestrial? Damn boy you could abduct me any day.
kallmekitty:
Does anybody know about the toe that apparently came outta the big pit in the ground? What the fuck is that about? Why is everybody coming in and talking about that damn toe?
A toe?! Oh, I love that. More weird shit to add to the list. Do you have any theories? Because I think it’s the same entity that’s haunting the woods.
riseofmurphy:
I think you’re just lettin’ the town get ya down.
Letting the town get me down? Have you been living inside a log? If this town doesn’t get you down, you’ve got a sick sense of normalcy.
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deathisanartmetzli:
[pm] There’s a lot no one is telling you, chica. But I don’t have enough time to tell you. Really look into the people that surround you. There’s more than meets the eye. And myths may not be myths. Urban legends? Look into them and how they connect to this place. Good luck.
/
[pm] That’s....actually way more than anyone else has really shared with me. Thank you for a direction at least! I really appreciate it.
bearingwitness:
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Well I’m different. They just want to survive. But I need to scare people to survive. So….oddly….that means I warn people about danger alot?
Not saying its logical. But many of the people are scarred and have suffered horrible loss because of the curse
Cursed places are like that. They make people a part of it.
That’s really awful and I feel so bad about everything that’s happened here. Not that I actually know anything that’s happened. I guess I just can’t understand why so many people put up with it if things keep going on. Wouldn’t they leave?
Unless this is a weird body snatchers situation and you’re all aliens of course. Which would be totally crazy, right?
I mean, you’ve all found really great bodies at least. A+ choices. I feel like I’m on the CW or something.
