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I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

It's amazing how windows suck so hard that it sucks in ways you never even thought it possible to suck. Youtube videos load faster in linux. Installing things with a package manager is just infinitely better than loose .exe files. The one mechanical harddrive I still have is quiet when I'm not actively using it. My voice is clearer in voice calls, even though I'm using the same hardware. My hair is lush and shinier, my skin is smoother and softer, my boobs are

hmm interesting

Green goddess caprese sandwich from St Louis bread company come back baby I miss you

Always bet on the two secondary consoles slamming their dick in the car door

Nobody should buy GTA til they free Arion Kurtaj

What with GTA VI going up for pre-order i'd just like to remind everyone that rockstar conspired with the UK government to lock an 18-year-old away for life for hacking them.

just molted for the first time ama

U feelin' mushy? Easily susceptible to predation..?

ok no more questions

what’s that noise. 

sounds like a bunch of rocks hitting each other

i’m going to check

the……. gargoyles…. I think they were……. no, it couldn’t be….

something about Toy Story toys is so strange to me. versions of animated characters based on real world toys, turned back into toys that are slightly different than the actual toys. slinky dog with a rubber spiral instead of a classic metal slinky. the porcelain bo peep and cloth woody turned into jointed plastic action figures. when toy story 4 came out and i saw a $30 talking action figure of forky, a character made out of a spork and a pipe cleaner, i stood in the walmart toy aisle staring at it like cameron from ferris bueller's day off staring at that painting in the art museum

gonna get out of bed and invent a new revolutionary movement called lunchpunk

we aare the ones to who dared to make the sandwich

listen if a friend of mine transitioned and looked like me i would not be mad. i would not be asking questions. we would have other business to attend to

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.