i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

This greedy bitch already had a whole BOX of cookies on his bed. Deserved it. 

“Who was he?” Oh nobody JUST A KID THAT FUCKING DIED

RIP Barnaby Jones

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

this is one of those videos I decided to download and save so I can find it again in case this post ever disappears