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they want you to make fried rice
who is "they"
the wok left
how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left
skillet issue
At the gate for my flight home from visiting friends and there's a woman here with a service Shiba Inu. No pics because he has a Do Not Disturb vest and taking pics of strangers is illegal but I need to stress how ON DUTY this animal is. Ears up. Eyes doing Lazer scans of everything. Examining everyone who passes within 10ft like a security guard. Ass planted on her feet. I have never seen a dog with such intense chivalric guardian energy before. He has tiny eyebrows and they are FURROWED with concentration.
Man behind me having unhinged phone conversation. There is an internationally famous dairy in the area I was visiting and he was commissioned by the lady on the other end of the phone to collect specific cheeses from there. The lady is very high strung about the type and condition of the cheese.
The man does not know from cheese. The man "ain't never seen no cheese but orange before" and "I showed ya list to the cheese lady so if it's wrong it's her fault ok?"
I am 80% sure she sent him there for a really specific bleu cheese, 40% sure he does not have the very specific bleu cheese, and 100% sure he's done with her shit.
Our flight is delayed.
He does not have the cheeses in a cooler, just a regular backpack.
I need to emphasize that there is no cooler bag in the backpack. He has Jansport backpack that is jam-packed with cheeses. There is apparently $405 dollars worth of cheeses in that backpack, which I know because he has been trying to get the lady to venmo him the expense, which she has failed to do. It is unclear whether his relation to the lady is romantic, familial or what, but I'm leaning towards "what".
Two more people have joined us. One is a very elegant man with a perfect manicure in a tailored business suit, the other is a neon-haired person of indeterminate gender wearing a fox kirigumi. The Shiba Inu has been staring at the latter for three minutes now.
Uh oh.
Cheese man has been demanding payment because apparently he went like six hours out of his way and paid with his own money and between the cheese and price of gas, he is pretty sure he does not have enough money in his account for an Uber home.
The lady is FLABBERGASTED that he is demanding payment at all, as she was under the impression he was doing this for her out of the goodness of his heart.
He's not having it. He's insisting she told him she would pay him back- he would have gotten her maybe one cheese somewhere closer to his business in the area out of love, but he went out of his way because she agreed to pay him costs+ extra to cover it.
HE RECORDED THE CONVERSATION IN WHICH SHE PROMISED TO PAY FOR THE CHEESE, SHE'S THAT MUCH OF A FLAKE.
I am about to offer this man cash for some of these cheeses because our flight is now more delayed.
"YOU ALWAYS DO THIS! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS AND I FALL FOR IT EVERY TIME! NO! NO! FUCK YOU! IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PAY ME, YOU DON'T GET FANCY CHEESE."
"OR ELSE WHAT?"
"I'm gonna-? THE BABY SHOWER? MONICA CAN'T EVEN HAVE THIS CHEESE SHE'S PREGNANT!"
"The cheese lady asked if it was for someone because the mushrooms or whatever in the cheese are dangerous for the baby or something?? You wanna poison Monica?"
"WHY WOULD I LIE ABOUT THAT?"
"YEAH OF COURSE I GOT THE CHEESE, THATS WHY I DON'T GOT MONEY FOR UBER!"
"YEAH, GO TELL! GO TELL MOMMA I STOPPED YOUR STUPID ASS FROM KILLING MONICA OR THE BABY! FUCK!"
*hangs up phone*
*head in hands, borderline hyperventilating*
The man in the three piece suit is in the chair next to him. He waits a moment, then reaches into his carryon and pulls out an entire bottle of wine with the TSA pre check sticker on it, and taps cheese guy on the shoulder.
"If your friend doesn't want it, would you be amenable to having it right now?"
Naturally, I have volunteered my box of wheat thins and offered to buy one of the harder cheeses which should be fine if it makes it home.
Meanwhile, Kirigumi has noticed that the Shiba Inu is staring at her and is correctly intimidated.
1. This is some fucking great Camembert. I have compensated cheese guy accordingly. So have like six other people. He's recouped like half his losses.
2. Cheese guy is crying a little about the cash and opening up about his problems. The cheese lady is his younger sister. Suit guy is being very generous with his Pinot Blanc. We are having a picnic/improv family therapy session.
3. This is apparently the latest in a long string of his sister asking for something and then flaking when he asks to be paid back. Started with paying him back only some of what he was owed, then claiming something she paid for him was of equal value when it was not, then recently telling him his memory is wrong and he said it was a gift or that he'd do it for free.
"Yeah, the specific thing of trying to convince you your memory is unreliable is called gaslighting and it's really fucked up." I say
"yeeeeah. The other stuff I forgave because she's never really had a good job so she can't pay me back all the time but at least she was making an effort y'know? But that was. That was over the line."
"If you haven't already, check on the rest of your family's finances. My brother started trying to gaslight everyone when he started stealing from our parents." Says Pinot Blanc.
4. Shiba Inu Lady has purchased a cheddar. Apparently, the dog's name is Donut, and he's her service dog because she's severely visually impaired.
"Oh, he's a guide dog?" Asks cheese guy.
"oh, no." She laughs. "He's too short, and the way my eyes are, it's easier for me to navigate with a cane. No, the problem I have is that some morally impaired people see the cane and think they can get away with stealing my bag or assaulting me because I wouldn't be able to give a description- which is wrong, but rather than deal with that I got Donut, and he helps me by howling at anyone who gets in my personal space and biting anyone who grabs me!"
"Uh." Says Kirigumi. "He's been staring at me do I need to back up or..?"
"Ohdear! No, no- He wasn't looking at you! He loves cheese but he knows he's not supposed to beg so he decided the way to deal with something he wants but can't have is to stare in the other direction."
"OKAY!" Says Kirigumi. "I'm wearing fox pajamas and thought like. He thought I was another dog or something."
"No, no- he doesn't care about dogs, and you get a warning before he goes for the calves. Very helpful, when I was living in Italy!"
"Oh what part? I have family in Tuscany." Says Pinot.
"Does he want a cheese? There is still so much cheese." Says cheese guy.
Plane may be arriving. I am paying for in flight WiFi to keep y'all updated.
1. Cheese guy has sold all but two or three cheeses that he an Pinot are going to eat on the flight.
2. I know they're planning to continue because Pinot talked to the gate agent so he and cheese guy can sit together and talk about family drama and cheese.
3. Pinot has been teaching him about different types of cheese and how to enjoy them.
4. Cheese guy apparently repairs computers and other technology devices for a living and is currently doing the software version of scraping barnacles and other crap off Pinot'macbook.
5. Pinot is now convinced that cheese guy is the smartest and most interesting man in the world.
Ok so the Wifi wasn't working on the plane (also like, nonstop turbulence) and also they got seated in a different row from me, but:
Now that I've heard the word aloud, and they are an astrophysicist. Who correctly believes in being comfy as fuck on planes. They are also familar with the concept of a meet-cute and is rooting for them too.
Got to walk the nice lady and her Tactical Assault Shiba to her next gate because it was on the way out and talk for a bit. Donut is called that not because he is the color of a Donut (which he is) but because he likes to sleep curled up in a perfect circle. He has a sister who does the same thing named Bagel.
Lost track of Pinot and Cheeseguy for a bit but when I saw them again at Baggage claim, Cheeseguy was holding both their jackets, and Pinot was on the phone to his hotel about "Well do you have any rooms with TWO beds?". The rest of the call indicated that yes, there were rooms with two beds, but Readers, I Had A Moment.
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Flat-Headed Cats Seen in Thailand for the First Time in 30 Years, Having Been Thought Extinct https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/flat-headed-cats-seen-in-thailand-for-the-first-time-in-30-years-having-been-though-extinct/
The flat-headed cat has long been feared extinct in the tropical kingdom, where it inhabits peatlands, mangrove forests, and marshes
Dec 29, 2025
OH MY LORD
it unsettles him when i scratch his scratching pole

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PoV: you married an extremely normal-sized person.
Large Bastard wandering out of the woods to loom over my cousin's wedding.
Large Bastard crouching slightly next to a standard American garage door (84 inches/213 cm).
Large Bastard is difficult to lose while shopping.
Large Bastard around the house. Note the corner of the cabinet above his head in the lefthand image. This is me stocking those cabinets:
I am 5ft 6in (168cm) tall. Large bastard is 6ft 8in (203cm) tall.
For the record, Tiny Bastard is not actually tiny, she just looks tiny next to him. This is a 15lb (6.5kg) dog:
This is a 15lb dog next to a man who is the size of a doorway:
They're the best.
I understand the desire to ship but "we would find each other in every universe...as coworkers" is an insanely funny concept to me I'm sorry.
do you or any of your followers know any calibre/fanficfare tutorials? im trying to figure out how to make columns for fandoms, completion status, etc, and yet the few tutorials ive found are only very basic "heres how to download the program!" or (incomprehensible textwall without telling me what the code does). its clearly a very powerful tool but im getting frustrated trying to actually use that power :((
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God, yes. I had to follow a step-by-step tutorial.
Thanks, past me, for actually remembering to save this link in an obvious place:
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Iâll try to keep this relatively short. My dad was hit in a near lethal car accident and is now almost completely paralyzed. He will no longer be able to work, will need to move to an accessible apt, and has a year of physical therapy ahead of him.Â
Weâre figuring this shit out day by day and are in the process of making long term plans to make sure heâs comfortable. Weâre going to need all the financial help we can get.Â
Iâm doing digital and ink commissions, and commissions will be open for the foreseeable future. I wonât be able to fully start digital commissions until the 29th when I return to my apt where I left my tablet. I ask that anyone who commissions me be patient/have no strict short term time constraints. Iâm really trying to not lose it and I promise you will get your art.
DM me to discuss commission details and please donât take it personally if Iâm short with pleasantries. I just need money and have been spending days in the ICU.
Thatâs it for now i think.
UPDATES/EDIT (June 23, 2023): iâve made a p/ypal as well, p/ypal.me/cperplexa
(just make sure to NOT label it as a commissions/business transaction or paypal may freeze the money. Label it as personal and donât put anything in the description that would make it look like a commission)
Also I am happy to accept donations through my accounts but I will eventually be posting a gofundme once we know more about our financial situation.
Thank you so much to everyone who has already donated and reached out for a commission. Drawing is a welcome distraction and I appreciate the kind messages.
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mfers will be like 'i watch njpw because it's more realistic' and 'more realistic' is this:
Reupload because the original was in fact unbearably dark. AF attack on @rottenthingâs 37
Reblogs over Likes please & thanks
Steve Harringron in season 1 of Stranger Things is the most character. He did some bad stuff and immediately went "Aw, beans. That wasn't cool. I better go apologize" at which point The Plot he'd been blissfully unaware of for the entire show immediately tried to eat him.
Steve: "Hey Nancy I wanted to apologize for--"
Nancy, cocking a gun: "Wall's haunted."
I love Steve so much.
Must suck ass to be like. a lawyer or something in the pokemon world. They haven't made any cool lawyer pokemon yet
Ho oh
I think we have different definitions of âlawyerâ but sure
Why wouldn't ho oh be a lawyer? They're a Phoenix, wright?
In the kindest way possible, fuck you
Youâre absolutely right on that DE post though lmfao
Thank you-- I ultimately have little care for people who cannot look these things up on their own. Saying that there's 'racism in DE' is like saying that water is wet-- the racism is, if anything, an integral part of the story overall. That you dive headfirst into media without looking up anything about said media and then complaining about the content is just........... is it just me? is it just me who have to check every single thing I consume to make sure that it's something I'll actually enjoy?? I'm sorry that your current Flavour Of The Month happens to have content that's, you know, darker.
gods i'm balling this back and forth with my husband, and this is ultimately the issue with getting into stuff through fandoms. Fandoms will present things in a softer light and focus on the romance/shipping. That's fine, because that's what fandom is gonna lean into at the end of the day. But that's why you shouldn't expect to be informed about the actual canon content through fandom alone.
also I like the racism. Again, I find it interesting, I love that it's portrayed in a way that I can relate to. DE wouldn't be what it is without the fact that this is a living, diverse world, that tells us a story we all know very well, but in a way that feels... I wouldn't say safe. But it makes us feel seen and recognized. Though I like darker media overall, I want my media to make me sit down and think about my own reality, and society, and people.
In summary: [SCREAMS IN PATHOLOGIC]

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Knulla det, alla pÄ tumblr lÀgger ut pÄ sitt modersmÄl och sen sitter alla andra med översÀttningsverktyg för att förstÄ. VÀldigt ineffektivt men jag tror att det kommer öka den biologiska mÄngfalden bÄde i sprÄk och discourse
Fan du, detta Àr ju genialt! Vi kan skapa en hÀlsosam habitat för alla icke-dominanta sprÄk och strida i mot alla jÀvla britter och amerikaner som krÀks varje gÄng de ser sprÄk som inte Àr engelska! PÄ det sÀttet sÄ Àr tumblr uppdateringen lite som att kontrollera invasiva arter. Mitt nÀsta förslag Àr att vi jagar dem för sport. SÀtt ett pris och vi har fan en plan du!
Ănskar ett storartat lyckatillande för svenska sĂ€r skrivningar
Ănskar tumblrboten lycka till med att försöka censurera innehĂ„ll pĂ„ femtio olika sprĂ„k för att tillfredsstĂ€lla Apple.
LÄt oss kosta sajtens Àgare Ànnu en miljard. FramÄt, kamrater!
Me gusta la idea. Especialmente lo de costarles otros mil millones de dolares. A este paso podemos pasar el sombrero y hacer una recolecta para que los usuarios podamos comprar a Tumblr y dejarlo correr bajo una verdadera negligencia benigna.
JaAAAA, de sprider sig! DET SPRIDER SIG! REVOLUTIONEN HAR BĂRJAT! KOM, MINA INTERNATIONELLA KAMRATER! NORDISKA BRĂDER, FRANSMĂN, COLOBIANER, POLACKER, JAPANER, BRAZILIER! KAMRATER FRĂ N UNGERN, INDIEN, CHILE, MEXIKO, SYDAFRIKA, ALGERIET, TYSKLAND, LETTLAND, UKRANIA, SAUDI ARABIEN, FILIPPINERNA! FRĂ N ALLA JORDENS HĂRN!
LĂ T OSS ĂVERTA DENNA DEL AV HELVETET!Â
INGE MER TVINGAT LYSSNANDE PĂ USAS POLITIK! DRIV SKITEN NER TILL GRUNDEN!
 ADOPTERA ALLA ACCEPTABLA ENSPRĂ KIGA ENGELSK TALLARE OCH LĂR DEM KONSTEN ATT TALA ANDRA SPRĂ K ĂN ODJURETS TUNGA!
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'lÀnge lever biologisk mÄngfald' sÀnder mig till en plats som e sÄ jÀdra lÄngt up i skyn att jag troligtvis har flygit förbi vintergatan
detta talar till mig pÄ en spirituell nivÄ. dags att driva engelskan ner i skiten, dÀr den ska va
can someone help me find more images like these
please
I got these VERY good ones the other day
I have these
whose logging in to paheal to get these screenshots