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honor thy mother and thy father

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learning languages is fun because in some areas youll be like "oh wow theres one word for this thing thats covered by 20 different words in english? thats so easy and convinient!" and then in other areas you'll be like "what the fuck do you mean you use different numbers depending on what kind of object youre counting. im going to kill myself."
Quand il faut expliquer la pâtisserie à un Américain: imaginez un hamburger
I'M GOING TO DO THIS TO MY BOOBS AS THEY GROW IN TO APPEAL TO THE MINECRAFT PORN CROWD
The fact the author watched the entire thing is fucking killing me

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earnestness is scary and it's a part of why when I go out in girl mode I tend to talk more "brolike" almost as if to say "yeah i look cute but it's just a costume i'm not actually a girl," just like texting "lol jk...but what if" after something you are scared to ask. i am afraid of being perceived as trying to be a girl.
When I'm in a "being real as fuck on Tumblr" competition and my opponent is @bisexual-engineer-girl
girl at bar: heyyy is that a bluetooth speaker in your pocket or is your penis just loud ;)
me: how did you speak a winky face
moral of the story: loud penis
a new kind of angel has come to earth it's called transgender woman in her 30s
for a transgender woman your 20s are for struggling and suffering and clinging to the tiny scraps of joy you've foraged. they're for watching your life burn down and then rebuilding it and watching it burn down again and wondering if it will ever stop burning down. it doesn't feel like it will ever end, but after lying in your despair enough times you will start to notice that the scraps you've been collecting are forming a modest little pile. and, though you're left again with nothing but those little gold flecks, they are what will form into your halo when you turn 30
I love you
Holy crap i did a thing. I'm doing studies of environments for a possible upcoming project. Won't be specific because I don't know if it'll pan out, but it led to this!
YUP

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If this is real they need to do it again
Got a great ad encouraging people to dismantle surveillance equipment and then sell the guts at a pawn shop
everyone in a "queer space" the moment a trans woman says anything
if you're confused about all the pumpkins and ghosts and stuff, it's actually a sort of seasonal harvest festival in parts of the northern hemisphere. yeah, it's kinda weird to think about how it's autumn down there when up here it's spring, haha yeah imagine them all, upside down, and getting colder in october when it's just starting to warm up
and can you imagine, down there it's COLD at christmas, crazy right?
that's nonsense, why would it be cold at christmas, it doesn't even make sense? that's a festival about the birth of something??? obviously that happens in summer.
Excuse me?! What you guys doing calling the northern hemisphere "down there"?! We're north. That's UP on a map when it's oriented properly.
what the fuck are you talking about?
[ID: an upside-down world map, with Oceania, South America, and Africa at the top, and Eurasia and North America at the bottom. End of ID.]
And here we have a beautiful example of how your own vision and ideology can show through in accessibility even if you don't mean to (or even are conscious about it!): it is not an "upside-down map". It's a map. The map it's not upside down. It just is. It has another possible orientation, that's all.
The north oriented map is not the "right one" and the others aren't just "upside down". Calling the south oriented map "upside down" gives the impression the north one is the norm and the correct one. When we do imagen description and other similar accessibility tools we have a huge responsibility in how we describe and present the reality we see. The language we use to describe our reality is really important in context like this one
(You could describe it as "south oriented world map" or a "world map with the South continents on top" etc for more neutral options!)
The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.
And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and
His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.
However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.
That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.
yuh i was there, that's how it happened

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During the storm
ominous omen girl: 2 years, 7 months, 2 days.
me: Yea thats prolly nothing
ominous omen girl: Its definitely something. and really bad.
me: Nah probably i dont need to ever worey about that like ever
ominous omen girl: You should really start worrying about it now because its really bad
me: Nahhhhhh sounds fine. Yeaaaaaap. Sounds finw. Hey are you single
ominous omen girl: [threatened] I have a boyfriend and he lifts weights
me: [offended] You have a Boy friend? Seriously girl? Whats wrong with you... You should be yuri... You should be yuritastic
ominous omen girl: 2 years, 6 months, 2 days
me: Did you just take a month off
ominous omen girl: I can do that. It's allowed
me: W.T.F. This is Bull Shit