Everything is garbage

man I sure love that character I wish the writers did too

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

“unless its a book!” “unless you tell me it has gay people in it!” “this but only for live action shows” “theres a good chance i’ll get to it eventually” no wrong this post is not for you this post is ONLY for bitches who could have a treasured friend recommend them something that sounds grown in a lab to be your personal catnip and, with no choice in the matter, immediately know it will never be the right time to watch/read/listen to it

you used to be able to go onto a tag after finishing a movie and see all sorts of gifsets. now you have to comb through reader insert fanfiction. we used to be a society

the thing about bertha and the Duke is that if bertha had been handed the same chance that she is handing gladys now she would have absolutely without hesitation taken that chance, grabbed it with both hands and made it her own. She's operating under the assumption that gladys has (or will develop at a later point in time) the same ambition that bertha, and arguably everybody else in the family, possess. And maybe, because of her analytical and self possessed nature, and her "everything will turn out for me as I want it to be" outlook on life (which is probably the thing that will become her downfall) it just doesn't even occur to her that her daughter doesn't share the same social aspirations that the rest of the family shares, that have acted as a foundation and amplifier of bertha and georges relationship from the beginning and have accompanied her and invaded every facet of her life in the past 20 or more years. This ambition has become so engrained in her that she just can't fathom why anybody (gladys, george, larry) would NOT do the things she's doing to reach her rightful place.

gotta love oscar. bankrupted his entire family because he got conned by a straight woman he was trying to catfish. he's unemployed, day drinking, leaving the house twice a week to gamble away money his ex-sugar daddy in politics gave him, he told his cousin her boyfriend had a fling with a cougar in jersey last year for no reason, and he's starting drama between his mom and his aunt just to feel something. rip horrid twink, if only you'd been born late enough to enjoy meth and grindr. i wish you'd lived in a time where you knew what a charlie xcx was.