What is more important - the dream or the dreamer?

I am now totally the new showrunner of Doctor Who. (All the other candidates mysteriously disappeared, don’t worry about it). As such, I’d like to announce some new, very good, changes I’m making to the show.

Firstly, of course, I’m bringing the best character, the Master, back from being a tooth.

Jo Jones will be returning as the new companion. (Disabled older companion! Yay!)

The Master will also be in every episode.

Lots of new recurring aliens, now allies of the TARDIS crew.

The Doctor Who will get tortured a lot

Also he’s getting credited as “Doctor Who”, as intended.

I’m changing the theme song. To something cooler.

I’m bringing Gallifrey back, but having it destroyed at the end of every episode, in increasingly ridiculous way.

The Rani shows up again, but he’s a guy and gets kneed in the nuts by the Master.

The Doctor’s dressed awfully, as they should. No more conventionally attractive outfits for Doctor Who.

And no more of that hideous blue lemon. The TARDIS is now a sleek, sexy, vaguely penis shaped time

The Show’s now called Master Who.

It’s my show now.

you’re welcome

THE AUDRE LORDE QUESTIONNAIRE TO ONESELF

1. What are the words you do not have yet? [Or, "for what do you not have words, yet?")

2. What do you need to say? [List as many things as necessary]

3. What are the tyrannies you swallow day by day and attempt to make your own, until you will sicken and die of them, still in silence? [List as many as necessary today. Then write a new list tomorrow. And the day after. ]

twelve episodes, twelve contestants - a mix of annoying middle aged sci fi authors, fan fic authors and random people off the street

a variety of against the clock writing tasks, big finish scripts, ability to interact with actors without shouting at them and challenges where you have no budget or doctor for an episode

judged by solely by christopher eccleston