Well, I never.

had profound (citation needed) thoughts about historical implication of jousting tournaments (it’s just no one cared to hear it)

clocked dunk for not being ‘just tall’

knows his vassal lords exact financial situation

knows about multifaceted nature of human beings

knows better not to spiral and overthink important matters at hand

knows precise time to take a breather to win a contest

knows lyrics to some smallfolk bangers

clocked dunk for not being knighted

clocked dunk’s being trouble potential for being catalyst of change

knows exactly when was the last historical precedent of trial of the seven (maybe read a book?)

knows at least 3 lines of knight’s vow

knows (for some reason) the mother is a young child's primary object of desire and affection, forming the basis of the Oedipus complex

knows baelor’s capacity to fight is undermined by his level-headed nature while maekar has much more to lose and will go ham

knows how to align himself with targs for optics but is still mindful of how they will always reap the benefits

Kit Harington, Marcia Gay Harden and Sophie Turner as Jago, Morwen and Anne | the Dreadful (2026)

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"I'll do my best to look gallant in the first charge. But after that, perhaps you could strike me a nice blow to the side of the helm. Make it ring. Not too loud."

"We're talking about somebody's life here. We can't decide it in five minutes."