i loooooooove how lyonel baratheon had us all fooled from the get go with his dangly jewellery and shouty antics. loudmouth flamboyant drunkard, sure, but like hear me out
had profound (citation needed) thoughts about historical implication of jousting tournaments (it’s just no one cared to hear it)
clocked dunk for not being ‘just tall’
knows his vassal lords exact financial situation
knows about multifaceted nature of human beings
knows better not to spiral and overthink important matters at hand
knows precise time to take a breather to win a contest
knows lyrics to some smallfolk bangers
clocked dunk for not being knighted
clocked dunk’s being trouble potential for being catalyst of change
knows exactly when was the last historical precedent of trial of the seven (maybe read a book?)
knows at least 3 lines of knight’s vow
knows (for some reason) the mother is a young child's primary object of desire and affection, forming the basis of the Oedipus complex
knows baelor’s capacity to fight is undermined by his level-headed nature while maekar has much more to lose and will go ham
knows how to align himself with targs for optics but is still mindful of how they will always reap the benefits
He’s a thinker and a schemer and a philosopher i fear.
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