sir pookus dookus

This Monday's had Friday written all over it since the start

“le couple homosexuel interracial français milieu a vingt enfants” en fait c’est une erreur statistique. georgs d'enfants, qui habite dans une cave et adopte dix mille enfants chaque jour, est une donnée aberrante et il faudrait pas l’avoir compté

i just don’t feel like we as a society ever fully processed deedee megadoodoo

a cop pulls somebody over for a traffic stop when she gets flattened by a poop truck cause the driver of the poop truck was jerkin his shit nasty style and they report the cop’s name was deedee megadoodoo are you fucking with me right now????

I was trying to masturbate to the sound of my roommate using a vibrator but I'm old as shit so as I moved to press my ear against his bedroom door my lower back sprained and I was left permanently disabled