got that dog in me and mitski has been showing financial interest in it

listen I’m so glad you all are having fun with the dragon incest show, but I need you to understand that from the outside all I see is approximately 14 posts per day of people in truly horrific wigs with captions like “baegael did nothing wrong except all the murders”

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

when the blackberry bushes have thorns to discourage mammals from monopolizing the consumption of their fruits and encourage birds to spread their seeds but they don’t know that the mammal in question is ME #notdiscouraged

#ow

#stuck

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

You would think that Disco Elysium is a sequel to Rhythm Heaven. But it's not that

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

nip over to troy, bit of rough and tumble, big horse, bish bash bosh, back home to ithaca. simple as

im nonbinary in a way that doesnt really matter

IF YOU LIVE NEAR CHARLOTTESVILLE VIRGINIA DO NOT ORDER THE SOURDOUGH GRILLED CHEESE FROM DUNKIN' DONUTS BECAUSE THEY WILL FUCK A HOLE IN IT WITHIN YOUR FIELD OF VISION AND WHEN YOU ASK WHY THERE'S A HOLE IN IT THEY WILL TELL YOU "THATS JUST HOW JEREMY DOES SANDWICHES"

IF YOU ASK FOR JEREMY'S NUMBER THEY WILL NOT GIVE IT TO YOU DIRECTLY