Be Gay Do Crime

big tshirt that says YOUR INTERPRETATIONS MUST HAVE A STRONG BASIS IN THE SOURCE MATERIAL on the front and I HATE FUN on the back

ID: digital art of bright, shiny beets, pink-purple and orange, with vibrant green stalks and leaves, sitting in a green display tray in the produce aisle of a grocery store. end ID

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

we have to stop moralizing the human condition and start jerking each other off while making out

reading problematic fanfiction but shaking my head so random tumblr user who thinks thought crimes are real knows I don't condone it in real life

ignore my boaner 👍

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

banh mi

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

Obviously blonde4blonde ships are fucked up and scary, but it's important to remember that fiction isn't reality. Many people enjoy things in fiction that would be fucked up irl, and writing blonde4blonde ships doesn't inherently mean that someone is actually okay with two blonde people dating in real life.

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

the concept of a site that doesn't even allow porn requiring age verification for mature content. you gotta give us your legal id or else we'll hide random posts that were incorrectly flagged from you