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Heads up this is a secondary my main is @usernotreturned
And to clarify p*tterheads dni, I don't care if you don't agree with her. If you're still consuming or creating hp content, fuck off.
This is also technically a multi fandom account book fandom acct but I moved most of my other bookblr stuff to @svnbearer
Also here's my Storygraph
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NEW PJO GODLY PARENT QUIZ JUST DROPPED
TELL ME WHAT YOU GET!!!
(and feel free to give me feedback this was all just vibes)
The best part of the percy jackson books is that from percy's perspective hes just an easygoing funny cool guy who seems pretty harmless but the moment you see him from someone elses pov hes terrifying. Just a crazy good fighter, a force of nature killing machine, literally gets mistaken for a god in disguise. But he doesnt see that side of himself at all because hes too busy arguing with authority figures and respecting women. I love him
piper "wikihow are my feeling comphet or real" mclean, jason "buzzfeed am i gay quiz" grace, or leo "google search boys kissing" valdez?
💖✨The kind of photos that would end up on Piper’s 1nsta ✨💖
(I had way too much fun doing paint overs last time and decided to do more)
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get blitzstoned. i hate gay people
Honestly Jason gets too much flack for getting knocked out frequently when he's on the S.S. Impromptu Snooze. like. He's not the only one one the boat who has this problem. Nico and Hazel are right there. They're honestly worse than Jason is about fainting constantly. the reason those three have never gone on a quest together all on their own is cause all three of them would end up passing out by the end of it.
who would win: Jason's luck vs. Nico's blood pressure/fatigue vs. Hazel's fainting condition
🎃 spooky season ask bait pt 1:
1. on a scale of 1-10 how spooky are you?
2. horror movies or silly cartoon spooks?
3. when does spooky season start for you?
4. favorite spooky movie?
5. do you have any halloween traditions?
6. earliest halloween costume you remember wearing?
7. what was your costume last year?
8. what’s this years costume?
9. do you enjoy carving pumpkins?
10. how much decorating do you do? describe your spooky decoration/style!
11. favorite halloween candy?
12. have you ever actually bobbed for apples?
13. witches, vampires or ghosts?
14. dark, spooky fall or breezy aesthetic fall?
15. is halloween your favorite holiday?
16. apple cider or hot chocolate?
17. crispy crunchy leaves or creepy twisty gourds?
18. favorite spooky season smell?
19. what’s the soundtrack for your fall?
20. did you like ghost stories as a kid? do you now?
21. are you a good witch or a bad witch?
22. are black cats really bad luck?
23. have you ever smashed pumpkins?
24. how would you react to a toothbrush in your candy bag?
25. chocolate or hard candies?
26. how old were you when you stopped trick or treating? (or are you… still?)
27. candy corn… yes or no?
28. do you believe in ghosts?
29. have you ever seen a ghost?
30. diy costumes or store bought?
31. do you enjoy haunted houses?
This book is so bad to me and i have not even scratched the surface
Trials of apollo but instead of doing his trials he just spends six months learning snake charming and then just defeats python with a flute solo.
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The psychiatrist diagnosed me with divine madness
Nico and Percy’s dynamic in BotL is honestly the funniest fucking thing because Percy’s this emotionally exhausted 15 year old who is the sole person concerned about this feral 11 year old street urchin that wants to kill him…Chiron and the rest of the camp are just like ‘sometimes, children are homeless and they die. what can you do😔‘ and Percy’s just like ‘no???? we need to make sure he’s eating???? and that he’s not captured by an army of monsters???’ and Nico keeps trying to plot Percy’s downfall except he can’t actually come up with a plan because he’s Eleven or whatever and it’s just….remember when you were 15? remember what that felt like? now imagine being 15 and trying to wrangle an 11 year old that’s hissing and kicking your shins into brushing his teeth. imagine trying to tell this little asshole to go to bed before 10pm and he pulls out a fucking sword. how is someone supposed to handle that??? Percy surely doesn’t know! there’s a scene in BoO where Nico’s like ‘I don’t want to eat anything, but I know Percy would annoy the fuck out of me to force me to eat if he was here ugh’ sfkjsdfkj Percy literally had to CONDITION him into acting like a functioning person…and Percy’s inner monologue half the time is like ‘Yes I would kill for Nico di Angelo. Yes he is the worst person I know and I Will strangle him to death one day.’ like he doesn’t even completely like Nico as a person but everyone else is just chill with letting him run around by himself so Percy somehow ends up having to pseudo-parent this goth brat when he’s 15 and Barely Holding His Own Shit Together like….objectively an incredible dynamic lmao
Nico, eyes glinting dangerously, getting ready to summon some undead backup: I Am….☠ T̵̖̗̈͜h̵̥͇̪̏̅ẽ̶̬̗̣̋́͜ ̸̮̭̥͚̺͑̊G̷̡̘̗̍̃̇ͅh̴̢͍̜͌̌̐o̷͙̦̞͎̲̅ṣ̸̰̣̲̌̓͌̇t̴̠̣̞͂̎̿ ̵̲̖́K̷͎̇̓͠ĩ̵̗͎͑̈́͝n̵̼̩̋̑g̷̛͎̺̔̌͂̈́͜ͅ ⛥
Percy, pointing his sword at Nico’s throat while not glancing up from his algebra homework: You Are….going to finish all that broccoli before I let you leave this table
Nico, a fetus, waving his sword at the McDonald’s cashier at 3 in the morning: I am fucked up and evil and an outcast with nothing to lose, you WILL give me all the happy meals in this place so I can summon the spirits and begin the ri-
Percy, walking in wearing a bathrobe and fuzzy slippers, picking Nico up in a fireman’s carry and tossing some drachmas at the cashier apologetically: sorry man he always tries to commit ritualistic atrocities when he goes too long without sleep, I dozed off and he snuck out, please don’t call the police I’ll personally knock him out this time I swear
Percy, 17 years old, barging into the Underworld after spending the past week dragging Nico to his first dentist appointment in 60 years, getting called into Nico’s school and having to beg the principal not to expel him over The Incident with the dissection frogs, having to physically sit on the brat’s chest and shove some scrambled eggs down his throat to get him to eat, and having to use Mrs. O’Leary to shadow-chase him halfway across the world when he ordered the punk to take a shower, all while having to simultaneously cram for his upcoming SAT’s: hey Hades where the FUCK is my child support money you bitch
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Welcome to Camp Half-Blood (x)
you've got no reason to be afraid.
OH THANK U FOR THIS
never realized how big chiron is until they put him next to a bunch of 12 year olds
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Cupioromatic Leo Valdez being obsessed with the idea of having a relationship, imagining himself in one ever since he knew what love was. Cupioromantic Leo Valdez never being able to truly put someone in the place of the blank shadow of a figure that played the role of his imaginary lover. This figure being the wrong fit for all the people he thought he had a crush on, yet him pushing them into it's place anyway.
All the people.
Hazel, who was one of the easiest to imagine because for a moment, it seemed like she liked him ‘back’. For a moment only, because then Leo found out she liked Sammy and god did he find it so shocking, so uncomfortable to actually see himself, or someone who looked almost identical to him, in a relationship with an actual, living person. To see someone so identical to himself flirt and feel for another.
He may want it, but he didn't want it.
Calypso, who seemed to be in a similar place to him. She too, longed for something that was so, so far away. She too wanted romance, but it was out of reach, an unfortunate thing that tortured her from above but never fell into her palm.
For a while, they tried to create something, force feelings, and love, and a happy relationship, but it wasn't true, it wasn't real. She left, decided to try and have a real life; something that she had also been denied for so long, but could have now. She left, and Leo was alone again.
Khione. Thalia. Jason. Names that he attempted to force a meaning upon, but failed. They weren't crushes, or loves or anything of the sort. They were just Tantalus' desperate grabs at ripe fruit, a desperate attempt for something deemed impossible by a higher figure.
Cupid or Aphrodite or whatever other stupid love god with their stupid love plans, had condemned him.
All the people, all the fish in the sea, yet none made Leo's heart beat a different tune.
Jason: Whens your birthday?
Leo: Oh. I don't know.
Percy: You don't know?
Leo: Yeah. I don't know. As in, I don't remember.
Piper: Who doesn't remember their birthday?
Leo: Lots of people.
Annabeth: You've met lots of people who don't know their birthday?
Leo: Yeah. Orphanages don't really care for that kind of stuff. So many kids, we'd have a party every other week.
Frank: What about Foster Homes?
Leo: Please. If they did throw a party it wouldn't be for us. They'd just use it as an excuse to have one and get drunk.
Hazel: Aren't they supposed to take care of you?
Leo: 'Supposed to' yeah. The only reason the shitstains get you for is the money so they can buy more booze to throw at you and no one will believe you until you almost die or another kid dies. Anyway-
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I know it's OOC but aw well. Here. This is such a random thought.
Jason:... I'm gonna throw you the best damn birthday ever.
Leo: You don't have to.
