semilunar*

if you can't handle this you won't have a good time here

percy as camp half bloods union representative was so real actually like he goes to the underworld, the literal place you go where you die and he's immediately talking to charon like. have you thought about organizing against the wealthy man controlling you 🤔 are your wages increasing to match inflation? and then he actually brings it up to hades. shrek they don't even have dental moment truly

#charon needs a raise #blackjack needs sugar cubes #the halfbloods need claiming #calypso needs freeing #bessie needs to keep living

please stop writing "viscous" when you mean "vicious", it produces the weirdest mental images ever

"a viscous murder" yeah i don't want to know what that could look like

it looks like the Boston Molassacre of 1919

Official Post of Massachusetts

Official ominous sign(s)

fucked up some bird tried to steal your car like that

He’s not stealing, he’s robin