semilunar*

if you can't handle this you won't have a good time here

Phm from Adrian's perspective is just what if you were Penelope and Odysseus came home but he also brought a jellyfish and keeps begging you to build a fish tank for the jellyfish and make jellyfish food for the jellyfish and youre an ancient Greek whos never seen a jellyfish and you cant even comprehend how your going to do it but youre going to because if you dont Odysseus may kill himself. And also the jellyfish can do like. Witchcraft.

my joke answer for why movie!grace is so built even back on earth is that this is the one favor the universe has ever done for eva stratt. she's in the torment nexus and the earth is dying and she's selling her soul but at least the god she believes in sent her someone to hang out with all the time in the form of a guy who reportedly turned down being awarded "world's sexiest man" twice. does she have time to properly befriend him or initiate anything intimate? good lord no. but when it all gets a bit much she Can look at him for a few seconds.

it's a pity they didn't have a version of the "wait you AREN'T sleeping with stratt?" scene in the movie because we could have had the added layer of "okay yes you're capable and all that but so are a lot of other non-middle school teacher people so we kind of assumed she kept you around because you're. well. I mean."

my joke answer for why movie!grace is so built even back on earth is that this is the one favor the universe has ever done for eva stratt. she's in the torment nexus and the earth is dying and she's selling her soul but at least the god she believes in sent her someone to hang out with all the time in the form of a guy who reportedly turned down being awarded "world's sexiest man" twice. does she have time to properly befriend him or initiate anything intimate? good lord no. but when it all gets a bit much she Can look at him for a few seconds.

baseball heritage post

I cannot get this poem out of my head. It haunts me. Joyously, it haunts me.