Oh look! It's my tumblr

just made the best non-looping gif i think

The kids growing up gaming on tablets are going to have all the internet addiction without any of the computer skills.

Seriously tho this is happening to my nephew hes like 9 I think and knows nothing about computers but phones and tablets and their games he knows things. He just got a chromebook and had to explain to my parents and I that he has to use a mouse and blah blah and how a not touch screen device works. It's new to him so he thinks it's new to everyone. He has no idea how much he doesnt know

Go a little fart

FINE here is the link

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

fabulous 

i mean they did also kill jesus. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like i understand where you’re coming from here but they very much did kill jesus.

i haven’t seen this post on a single ‘top tumblr posts of the decade’ compilation yet and i just need you guys to know i’m extremely disappointed in all of you

u lie down and its like (• ) ( •) and thats just how it is

You lie on your side and it’s just (•)(• )

How long until Tumblr flags this?

they won’t cause it’s not flesh coloured

I legit thought this was about eyes until the last note...

this video is fuckin ancient and i honestly forgot how funny it was

I always forget how funny this is until I watch it again and die laughing!

Oh gosh, I forgot this was a thing!

The best part is their genius use of cardboard boxes as an easily collapsible table he can smash his face into without fear of pain and that makes falls more dramatic. And the baby cups so they don’t need to clean up water every time. And lettuce that dramatically sprays everywhere but is easy to clean up and can be reused. I mean, this is a piece of logistical genius.  

I like how the 2nd guy only breaks character after being plowed over

in 20 years this post will be totally incomprehensible

I’m

That's valid

mood

This is art and she is thriving

please tell me y'all get the reference cause i’m gonna feel ancient otherwise

Thank you baby 😭