there's no need to call me "sir," professor

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our century’s dr seuss

idc anymore i think we should be a burden to each other

and yes this includes a certain degree of tolerance for emotional burden, all else being equal. my love for you, and loyalty to you, is not dependent on how easy you make it for me to love you. i don’t value you for how little trouble you cause me. i want to learn how to take you for who you are, instead of who i want you to be or who i think you should be

‘it’, but instead of derry, maine it takes place in derry, ireland and pennywise is defeated by the group (presumably sister michael) in one episode

"listen gehrls, ahv haird thar's a pearvert fella gon round tryna get keds inteh the gutter, ef he troys to git yeh tuh folleh hem down there, ROON"

Holy shit.

when you’re waiting for obama to come back home

it’s really august huh… like 8 whole months have passed……….. disgusting

weird little girls are literally the most powerful creative beings on the planet like i promise you no art made by an adult man can even begin to touch the plotlines of an elementary school girl’s pretend game

My 4 year old niece told us she has two ex husbands who haunt her and that one of them she broke up with because he was a zombie who ate people and I was like.... that’s some imaginative shit, Catalina, keep it up