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THIS

Reblog every time

HOLY SHIT

“Poverty charges interest ” holy hell. Ive never read$heard someone put it that way before. But its so friggen true.

R.I.P. The 2976 American people that lost their lives on 9/11 and R.I.P. the 48,644 Afghan and 1,690,903 Iraqi and 35000 Pakistani people that paid the ultimate price for a crime they did not commit

haven’t been on tumblr for several months and I forgot how radically left its users are

yeah it’s really radically liberal to think maybe entire innocent families shouldn’t be burned to ashes for revenge against somebody they never even heard of

u kno what’s weird? we don’t actually have to walk downstairs? jus put ur feet out and let gravity do its thing I Guarantee u you’ll get to the bottom

this was a revelation i was ill prepared for

HE WAS GONNA SAY DICK

LET HIM SAY DICK

big boy

michaelangelo could put all that work into perspective tricks and he still couldn’t sculpt a titty

Well yeah he was gay

So just to make it clear, The David was meant to stand on top of a church, so it was designed to be viewed from like 5 stories down. Whereas today it’s on a plinth in the uffizi, so like. It’s still high up but not enough so the proportions are still kind of.

I want to know if they got answers. 

I really wanna know how this turned out.

cracking open 500 cold ones with the dads

the poet? from 13th century italy?

Yes

This shit again? And I thought it was bad enough with ford and john deer telling farmers they didn’t own the tractors they bought from them….

This is pretty much Ferrari’s philosophy from the start, they are extremely prideful of their cars like if they were made from God’s hands or something. They are very snobby, infact the owner of Ferrari doesn’t like the people who buy their cars since because they are bought for “status”. They also never test their cars on public tracks in comparison with other racing cars like when they wanted to test out the Porche 918 Spyder vs The McLaren P1 vs LaFerrari. Take a guess who bailed out on the performance test.

Lambo are the perfect people to jump in on this because they make insane cars and they are never above clowning them up because Lambo are all about THE DRAMA ™

My favorite catholic lore is that anyone can make holy water in a pinch but the church puts dumb restrictions on us like ‘do this only if someone needs their last rites’ like I WILL bless this McDonald’s sprite and I WILL enjoy the crispiness of our lord and savior

Another bit is that holy water cannot be diluted. When I went to the Vatican the tour guide was explaining this, if you put any amount of holy water into any amount of normal water, the whole bunch becomes holy. This is how they sell Pope Holy Water in the gift shop. This is how I've been drinking only holy water for two months now. I am immune to demons.

Homeopathic holy

It’s not actually any amount of holy water- according to the Church, the water has to be more than half holy water by volume. So if you take a half gallon+a few drops of holy water and a half gallon of secular water, you get one gallon of holy water, plus a few drops. You can then add a gallon of secular water to that and then you have two gallons of holy water. We’ve got a couple jugs of Pope Water in the linen closet at my parents’ house, because my mom used the heck out of this loophole after a trip to Italy in 2008. It was more than a decade ago at this point and we still have Pope Water. We no longer have that Pope, but by god do we have his water.

Bitch wtf this shouldnt look better but it does

Honestly animatronics like this is why I think puppet animation and special effects need to be brought back into movies. CGI the human eye will most of the time notice is just that - CGI but things like animatronics mixed with good CGI can really push home that they are physically real - they move more realistically, they have actual light hitting them, etc. Honestly, if Disney really wanted to they could be the leading power in special effects if they took some of their imagineers and put them onto movies.

its not ripe yet