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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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if i look back, i am lost
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hi, my nsfw/stream of consciousness blog is @butchbuzzard. this is where i follow non-horny accounts. i post more on the other one, but ill reblog on this one. despite this blog being more sfw it is definitely not entirely sfw, so please, minors DNI. thank you!
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The garbage was from outside the barriers that surrounded Madison Square Garden for Swift’s wedding. Read more at straitstimes.com. Read mor
they probably pay $32 for garbage from taylor swift every year-- each time she releases an album!
we’ve all got that one friend who was definitely born under a cursed star
No, Calvin was right
Calvin was 100% right.
You’ll notice Miss Wormwood didn’t disagree, just gave him advice on how to handle the pain.
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The job market is ROUGH rough right now. This Slime Girl I know, she's not found a single opening in high level zones as a boss fight, so she decided to settle for midboss, but there's not even midboss openings right now. Her statline is huge, but she had to settle for random encounter... In a beginner area.
We were hanging out yesterday and she kept complaining not just about the humiliation of having to be a beginner area random encounter, but also about how her whole thing just doesn't work against weak opponents: She steals moves from the party and then uses them against them, but she's only stolen dogshit beginner moves as of late, and it's getting to her. She stole [Aimed Shot] from a beginner Archer. [Aimed Shot]. Yeah I sure fucking hope you're aiming if you're using a bow. She also stole [Shield Bash] from a Brawler. Congratulations, you are using the shield as intended. She just up and left when she stole [Heavy Slice]. Didn't even give them loot.
She used to steal moves like [Earthborn Sun] and [Philosophy Of The Scorned], we NEED to do something. Her moveset sucks.
every time game awards season comes around i think about "The game of the year is Tiddlywinks." One of the funniest posts to come out of twitter genuinely. it makes me laugh every time. the image choice is superb too i wish id thought of this
at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you
at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.
at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly
at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.
me trying to remember what newfoundlands are called earlier: big dog he's an island
big dog he's an island :)
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Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………
we should start making zines about cool research papers
Can you believe this shit
bullshit
come on man
we are fucked
i love seeing tendons move under my skin and being reminded im an awesome meat puppet #mypuppet
also not a fan of the concept of hearing characters talk in therapy speak like it’s natural dialogue but the shit i’ve seen people call “therapy speak” makes me think idk man i think that’s just like two people talking
“you didn’t mean to but you hurt me” “i’m sorry” is not a therapy speak exchange they teach you how to talk like this in first grade like
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the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving
and what's the genital situation on the shadows
oh this is my post
Happy international women's day to all women tall or short, thick or thin, cis or trans!
Reblogging this again because some people hate it when you include transgender women in International Women's Day and I've had to block a few wretches.
Unfollow me if you feel that way, return to your fetid warren.
I've decided that every time someone gets mad at me for posting this I'm going to reblog it. Feel free to join in. Maybe every day can be IWD!
Yay, it's time to reblog again!
