snake

when the top is scared of the bottom

i just think that when shane gets annoyed and stressed he gets all sweaty and red faced and his bangs stick to his forehead and he’s all frowny and ilya knows he can make it better if they’re home by coaxing and/or forcing something into shane’s mouth. doesn’t solve the problem necessarily but it gives shane something to self soothe on, just a thumb or a couple of ilya’s fingers and the frown lines start to smooth away, his eyes drifting shut as he starts to suck rhythmically. just a fussy baby, hm? ilya will say, condescending in that way that makes shane go all fuzzy. my baby needs to suckle, he says and shane opens his eyes to glare. m not a baby, he tries, tongue thick around ilya’s thick fingers. he pets on his tongue, underneath in the soft wet of his mouth. you are, my little baby. you need to smell me to calm down, don’t you? here, he says, and manoeuvres shane’s head so it’s nestled in his armpit, fingers still in his mouth, other hand heavy on the back of his neck. shane moans a little, nestles closer. there baby that’s better isn’t it he says, and he feels a little of shane’s drool wet the hair under his arm. that’s answer enough for him

i'm sorry but i can only support ruined orgasms in theory because i have ruined my own orgasm before on accident and let me tell you if someone did that shit to me on purpose i would attack them immediately

there is a small locker room adjacent to Shane and Ilya's home gym, not because they need it, but because sometimes Shane likes to play "homoerotic rivals" again and who is Ilya to deny Shane one single solitary thing?

i think post retirement ilya occasionally does extreme dehydration diets to see how ripped and vascular he can get and shane is always like: Babe (drooling a little bit) this is so stupid (stroking his hands up and down ilyas marble abs and obliques) its literally so unhealthy (not making eye contact) water is vital (squeezing bicep between both hands)

mercedes amg petronas f1 team is that you?

there is just something special about shane naked in ilya's lap while ilya is jerking him off with all his clothes still on

JACK ABBOT IS DISABLED. DRAW YOUR FANART WITH THAT LOWER LEG FUCKING PROSTHESIS AND YOUR FANFICS MENTIONING IT OR I WILL PERSONALLY JUMP YOU.