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I'm a good boy. I deserve to punch a homophobe. As a treat.

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pondering about the scene in TLG where Ilya hasn’t cum in a few days (unusual for him) and him and Shane jerk off over FaceTime and Ilya cums so much it literally surprises them both. and then he cums even more.
food for thought
We don't get enough choking content in this fandom. It's a crying shame.
I can’t wait to see unrestrained unapologetic proactive and relaxed sex freak Shane in season 2. like he’s always had comfort in his interactions with Ilya but he was still actively in denial about his sexuality and that comes with baggage that needs working through but we see in TLG that he’s so much more confidant in asking for what he wants and seeing that on screen is going to blow everyone’s tits clean off
The way that brad and janet begin the movie wearing blue and pink, their societally assigned colors. The way the movie begins in a church directly next to a graveyard. The way these two people have been forced into their societally expected roles until they're literally stripped down and allowed to build themselves back up again free from anyone who would judge them based on their nonconformity. The way that the movie ends with janet wearing blue facepaint and brad wearing red, and, having comfortably switched roles, they're able to give their most sincere performance

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i believe that one of the penalties shane gets a lot is unsportsmanlike conduct. in the nhl, this penalty can be issued for players who argue or challenge the refs calls. now, captains are allowed to discuss a call and rule interpretations with a ref, but you gotta be cordial.
shane “hockeytism” hollander HATES when a ref makes a bad call. this is literally your job and youre fucking it up?? that was not slashing are you blind?? he gets heated about this, even when he’s just watching a random game. he’s shouting and cursing and making a well-informed case for why the ref is wrong.
hockey refs are notoriously bad so i guarantee shane gets into it a lot. i do think he knows when to quit so he doesnt get an unnecessary penalty but sometimes the call is so bad he cant help but be furious. his teammates have had to physically restrain him on the bench multiple times so he didnt hop the boards and scream at them.
rocky horror was ahead of its time Not because of the blatant queerness but because frank n furter's castle was wheelchair accessible
i love when certain very specific things just gets accepted in fandom as if they’re actually canon and everyone just agrees that yes ilya is addicted to phone games and he spends too much money on candy crush and cliff marleau is a little bit bisexual (or ilya-sexual) and very unaware of it and also the biggest himbo you’ll ever meet and of course shane invents sex acts out of his own beautiful mind
“You shaved your bush” trend but it’s Dennis, Victoria, and Trinity impersonating their bosses and Robby walks in on Victoria going “No, Dr. Robby would be much more devastated than that” and Trinity drops her voice and goes “Whitaker you shaved your bush?”
And Robby bursts into tears because Dennis did you really-

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the autistic need to follow directions very carefully because what do you mean the recipe called for 8 burgers so you made 8 even if your boyfriend thinks you can’t do math and what do you mean you’re boyfriend didn’t say you were his actual boyfriend until you had your 7th panic attack of the day and what do you mean your mother said fuck him so you fucked him? I mean, it was already on the to do list anyway, might as well get right to it!
Ilya’s kissing Shane and saying ya tebya lyublyu and Shane doesn’t even know what he’s saying but he’s smiling like oh we’re kissing now yay
rocky horror production where brad is a trans man. they strip him and janet and his packer just falls onto the floor. it's silent for a solid minute. someone picks it up and hands it to him and he puts it back in. the show continues like normal
One thing that’ll stay with me forever is when I watched Rocky Horror Picture Show on DVD with the director commentary and it got to the Time Warp number and the comment was something like “lovely people… most of them gone now.”
Because the extras were queer and AIDs destroyed most of that generation. It’s why queer elders are to be treasured. They survived.
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I adore the headcanon that Shane is a runner when he’s absolutely plastered.
When he was part of the voyageurs Shane wasn’t known for going out and partying a lot so when he disappeared after winning the Stanley cup none of his teammates had really thought anything of it, just that he’d probably gone back early to go to bed.
Jump to the next morning when Hayden gets a phone call from Shane asking him to come pick him up because he’s got no idea where he is and had just woken up in a bush.
But no one thought to tell Ilya about this little fact. So when during a night of celebration with the centaurs after they left the bar to go home Ilya turns his back for just a second only to turn back around and see his husband sprinting at full pelt down the street in the completely opposite direction of where they’re meant to be going and had to chase him down.
It got so bad at one point that Ilya had to buy an adult safety leash to keep Shane close to him when they were out drinking until he figured out that him telling Shane to “stay” worked just as well.
Here’s what I’m thinking about: Shane “highest hockey IQ” Hollander knowing everything there is to know about Ilya Rozanov. Before they even meet he knows Rozanov’s height, weight, and all his career stats. After Saskatchewan he Googles Rozanov’s birthday and his shoe size and can recognize his preferred brand of cigarettes. Then they start hooking up and he learns the type of shampoo Rozanov uses, how he likes to be touched, how he sounds before he comes. And once they’re at cottage he discovers what Ilya looks like when he first wakes up, how he takes his coffee, how his eyes shine when he says I love you.