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Coworker 1: have you ever played any tabletop games?

Coworker 2: you mean like beer pong?

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evilscientist3

Passed my autopsy with flying colours. There was so much inside me

gayhockeyshow

Hey…. Hey… Characters covered in blood, okay? You remember characters covered in blood?? You used to love characters covered in blood

torschlusspanikattack

some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

torschlusspanikattack

downside of this is you can never tell anyone when you’ve made huge progress or had a huge breakthrough bc you’re either keeping the problem to yourself or you’re pretending the problem is already solved and then rapidly working to make that statement true by the time anyone checks

pukicho

Sometimes I overheat and die for a little bit but then I get better

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radioactive-yuri

yoou guys wont be laughing when i suddenly collapse unconscious and have to be taken to the hospital. then youll all see <- normal thought process to have while doing anything i dont want to

ghosthorse-tracks

Lesser-known steps of the writing process:

Finding all the paragraphs where you used some hyper-specific word more than once

Rearranging paragraphs that you swear you wrote in the right order but turned out to be totally backwards

Going for a walk, coming up with the perfect line, and forgetting it as soon as you get home and open your laptop

Creating a separate document where you can dump all of those nice sentences that no longer fit in anywhere

Waking up in a cold sweat because so-and-so was supposed to be barefoot but never actually took his shoes off

reallyreallyreallytrying

"bosch" doesn't sound like the name of a guy who'd make paintings like that. but when you add "hieronymus" to the mix it starts to make sense

sieveofjuniper

new discourse just dropped:

group A mad that group B is talking about issues that affect group B, rather than issues that affect group A. group A is talking about this instead of talking about issues that affect group A. this is somehow group B's problem.

#uh huh

the-muppet-joker

Heh. I'm in the Bug Leagues, Kid. No, not the Big Leagues. The Bug Leagues. I'm kind of a Bug Deal, you could say. I'm covered in bugs. I'm covered in bugs

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trans-girl-nausicaa

Are y’all okay? What is happening

sophies-human-touch

I got to tear down a 20 year old phone system today. It's got such a cool system for having a bunch of big ass controller boards and the CPU board has an additional CPU daughter board and it was so fun to look at all the things it has and how well preserved everything was.

certified-cervid

mmm i want to eat those

azureskyatnoon

hongr y..

indigosfindings

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

hard--byte

some tech bro just had the audacity to ask me why i dont upgrade my 30 year old sewing machine. dude. i know we're all horny for the circuit boards but can you let me enjoy a truly analog and clunky machine for once? maybe not everything needs to connect to the internet. it does not need a screen. i can service it without a voltimeter. you're a fake machine enjoyer. leave my office.

reallyreallyreallytrying

(eating a pill i found on the floor of the club bathroom) hope it's a placebo. i don't need any effects right now

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michaelmcdonaldofficial

deeply deeply deeply intrigued by the wall art choices from this zillow listing i found in Quebec

stupidestasshole

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions

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