Sixanture

I feel like not enough people realize that people under enormous strain act really really fucking Weird

i am not a psychiatrist but i do find it really weird how autism checklists are so often focused on "outward" signs of autism rather than what is going on internally. i don't know how to explain it but "do you make eye contact with other people" feels like a much less relevant question than "how does it feel when you have to make eye contact with other people?"

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

Hammer space but it's a pocket specifically located on your left calf. Neat :D

some problems are so humiliating the only solution is to solve them yourself and then continue to never talk about it

downside of this is you can never tell anyone when you’ve made huge progress or had a huge breakthrough bc you’re either keeping the problem to yourself or you’re pretending the problem is already solved and then rapidly working to make that statement true by the time anyone checks

honestly given my parents whole [gestures vaguely] i am actually incredibly well adjusted

im bad to argue with because i have jesters blood if you misintepret me i'll just go along with it. when i was a teenager i was trying to explain the concept of the heterosexual default to someone and they were like "so you think everyone should become bisexual?" and i was like. what the hell sure. lets have legally enforced bisexuality. i'll die on a hill for the bit dont fuck with me.

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

some tech bro just had the audacity to ask me why i dont upgrade my 30 year old sewing machine. dude. i know we're all horny for the circuit boards but can you let me enjoy a truly analog and clunky machine for once? maybe not everything needs to connect to the internet. it does not need a screen. i can service it without a voltimeter. you're a fake machine enjoyer. leave my office.

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

there is absolutely no shame whatsoever in using a shower chair. there's no rule that says you have to shower standing. stop ignoring the pain. get yourself a shower chair. please.

THE TRUTH: art is inherently manipulative and artists are wicked evildoers who like to power trip off of controlling other people's emotions