Talking to myself

'that blows' and 'that sucks' are both negative, which means moving air in any sort of way is inherently bad

Curiously "that's stagnant" also has a negative connotation

maybe try saying "that's serene" instead

scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast

and they are gonna meow

its giving fermat's last theorem

chess pro tip: install a hidden vacuum in your sleeve so that you can covertly suck up your opponent's pieces while they arent looking

This is actually what hans neimann was doing

celebrating orbán's loss like im hungarian myself

somehow read this as my orbán and now im stuck pondering my orbán #myorbán

Was explaining some gender things to a straight cis friend today vis a vis gender presentation VS gender identity when it suddenly dawned on me with much the same horror as getting to work and realizing you left the stove on, that unless you've been immersed in a queer culture for some time you'd have no way of knowing that appearing androgynous/indeterminate/wildly gender-nonconforming is HOT

(Running around knocking things over in a panic) NOBODY TOLD THE NONQUEERS THAT BLURRING THE GENDER BINARY IS THE GOAL SOMETIMES SHIT SHIT SHIT

Friend of mine at work was expressing frustration at not knowing someone's gender on sight and I had to find a way to gently tell them that thirty of my closest friends regularly leave the house thinking "boy I hope someone has to fucking take a guess today" without sounding like it was all a huge prank

That one time I sat on a bus and a 3 year old and their parent started to argue about my gender was GREAT

oon nähny jo useamman uutisen tekoälyn käytöstä ylioppilaskokeissa, mutta näissä ei oo oikein avattu, että miten helvetissä? kirjotin itse jo kaikki sähköisenä, mutta siitäkin on uuseempia vuosia, että ehkä käytännöt on sitten ehtiny muuttua, mutta eikö enää muka käytetä abittitikkuja sun muita?? abitissa ei saanut edes kaikkia laskimia auki ennen kuin palautti matikan A-osan... mutta nyt on huoli, että siellä surfaillaan jossain chatissa? vai onko kyseessän puhelimen käyttäminen (mikä on jo itsessään vilppiä, meillä ei ainakaan saanut ottaa puhelimia edes saliin)

today i forgot the eiffel tower existed and very confidently asserted that the most recognizable landmark of paris are the spooky catacombs

the most recognizeable landmark... an underground structure... that doesnt... mark the land...

"Why is the universe made of regular matter instead of antimatter?" asks an antihuman from the weird alternate universe where it's all antimatter, ignorant of the fact that WE'RE the ones made of regular matter, not they.