Hommat hanskassa ja hanskat hukassa

I am once again begging and pleading to people who don't like evil people in their shows to stop watching the everybody is evil show

Urologeilla on paljon pippelitietoa

your kink is not my kink *but your kink is okay* don't forget that part

romanticizing your life is such a powerful tool and it’s a shame that it’s mostly used by people on tiktok to justify the purchase of expensive breakfast smoothies when there are few better ways to force oneself through unpleasant shit than imagining a cinematic backstory for your extremely quotidian suffering

finding the strength to walk home from the library at 3am in the freezing rain by imagining yourself as a Napoleonic soldier hightailing it from Moscow in 1813

Onnea ei ole kun tulee reissusta kotiin eikä voi nukkua omassa sängyssä :(

Racism against Indians is actually a little insane when you consider how widespread it is even among liberals and leftists . Even people who consider themselves to be progressive will laugh at call center or tech support jokes. All scammers are inherently indian. It’s okay to laugh at jokes making fun of Indians for their feelings towards animals or how they drive. India is inherently backwards and dirty so it’s okay to make jokes about getting food poisoning from even looking at indian food

Ajattelin ottaa pienet tirsat pöydänkulmalle käpertyneenä samalla kun pyykit on pyörimässä. Oli kyllä muuten ihan hyvät unoset, mutta se vaan, että ikkuna oli hiukan raollaan eikä mulla tietenkään ollu peittoa ja nyt mun selkä on tosi kurja. Auts. Olin jo unohtanu kuinka vedonarka mun ruumis osaakaan olla.

Voiks megis ja es sponssaa minuu ku kirjotan nii intohimosesti niiden tuotteista homofiktioo

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle

"don't post that, what if an employer sees?" personally i think employers need to stay the fuck off their employees' social media lmao

stop normalizing employers invading employees' privacy ❤️❤️❤️

i just got shot with a puppy rifle but it didnt hurt me because im not a puppy

me i just got shot by an elephant gun but im not even an elephant so im ok

i just got shot with a 9mm handgun but i'm ok because i am taller than 9mm

hi! I'm a 9mm tall puppyphant and i'm excited to be here!