Hommat hanskassa ja hanskat hukassa

they keep making games bigger and worse optimized and call it improvement. they say, no, the price is totally justified, because our game has More Space and your PC can't run it, which means it's Future. meanwhile the space is too big to cross. the games are too long and too poorly paced to even finish. and it doesn't look materially better than anything that came out on the 360. as if anything has ever done as much or gone as hard in 100 hours as Portal did in three.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

tumblr är toppen för det är som en dagbok där jag kan ta andras dagboksinlägg och klistra in dem i min egen dagbok

tumblr on mahtava koska se on niinku päiväkirja missä mä voin ottaa toisten ihmisten päiväkirjamerkintöjä ja liimata ne mun omaan päiväkirjaan

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

tumblr är toppen för det är som en dagbok där jag kan ta andras dagboksinlägg och klistra in dem i min egen dagbok

I really can and will blame the 9-5 for everything. "We're in a loneliness epidemic" well, we have to spend a third of our day interacting with people in a professional way that makes forming real friendships difficult and then we're peopled out by the time we're done. "People are eating more and more unhealthily" people have to spend more than a third of their day doing work related tasks and they don't want to spend their tiny amount of free time making food. "People aren't involved in their local communities" after spending more than a third of their day doing work related things people are tired and also all those community events take place during normal working hours. "People need to get more hobbies" after spending more than a third of their day working, people are TIRED and don't want to do anything that takes yet more energy. "Literacy is dying" to maintain your critical thinking skills you need to read/watch things that make you think and after spending more than a third of your day doing work related stuff you are TIRED and don't want to expend even more brainnpower. "People need to get outside more" People. Are. TIRED. Because they have to spend all of their time working or preparing for work or recovering from work or doing all the chores they couldn't stay on top of because of work. I can blame fucking anything on having to work, it is truly the root of all fucking evil.

seduces you in rallienglanti

*whispering in your ear* ou beibi juu meik mii sou horni 😏

ou jea juu laik it ven ai spänk joor ääs juu dörti slat 😈

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i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

well damn . egg on my face

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

i’m very self aware. which unfortunately hasn’t solved anything

Or you use a plastic/silicon spatula?? Or a silicon whisk?? go to literally any dollar store they have shitty plastic/silicon kitchen utensils you can scramble eggs with without scratching up your pans

I hate this site so much.