vi blir alla kommunister när vi dör

im not above eating some low hanging fruit like if theres low hanging fruit i might eat some

your cat was an honor to see in the window

you can’t even move to a brand new city and teach yourself how to die in this economy

if you sneeze without covering your mouth on public transit then you deserve *pauses to consider my convictions regarding punitive justice* *nods head resolutely* the death penalty

when a moot changes their pfp i feel like a baby whose dad shaved his beard

i don't need everything i read or watch or play to have gay characters but i do need it to not be so heterosexual that it obliterates any sense of human connection or pathos

but actually genuinely why is the ant sad and leaving with a bindle