i still feel like the world is a piece of bread

Would u rather have one dollar or two dollars

honesly I have to go with two dollards because when your add it up it's worth more than ome dollar

the lion does not concern herself with papa

i know i’ve talked about this before but it’s really insane when you were passively suicidal for two decades and out of the blue you catch yourself saying shit like “i’ve been trying to eat a lot of fibre because i don’t want to risk colorectal cancer in my 40s” like okay … 40s are part of the plan now?

Hey, listen, your boyfriend was over and we were all goofing around but he accidentally got multiplied by 1. Yeah idk he seems the exact same but we thought you might wanna be aware that a process has occurred to him

Being pissed abt a nonissue is so fun.... #myhill

what are they going to do about the fact that you can never go back

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.