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you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

by the way this is medical. this could save somebody from a migraine all the way to a seizure. this has always been serious. treat this seriously.

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

Interesting how eg automated ticket barriers and self checkouts work to narrow the scope for this kind of solidarity

Dee called AO3 a “candy store,” and said the fan art she has seen, in particular, has been overwhelming. “I cannot get over the art,” she said. “We would have jumped at this. I would’ve given my right tit for all this art when I was in my twenties. Because you couldn’t reproduce it, you couldn’t send it out, but [now] there’s this fabulous art coming out every single day.”

Yes. Yes. Yes.  This is how it happened.  Excellent article.

Thanks to the author for permission to share this here, and for being just a really nice human being, and big thanks to the artist who did my mom’s portrait, above. -Zachary

The people who make transformers porn have my respect because I have tried drawing these fuckass things in normal poses and it made me wanna kill myself

whenever phlebotomists have a conversation with me while drawing blood all i can think is Well i know what you are doing here. you are distracting me. and making sure i don’t pass out. you can’t fool me. i am not an idiot. i know what’s going on here. you have ulterior motives. you do not actually care what i am doing after this

pausing mid conversation to checking in with “are you good? you’re shaking.” like yes this is just something that i do. Ignore it please this is so embarrassing

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally