Sarah's CLAMP Hell

meet cute: it's raining and I see your battered bleeding body lying in the mud and I kick it slightly to see if you're dead

when i die they'll remember me fondly because i never bothered anyone with anything. not even once 😁 #myisolation

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

loveeee characters who think they're likable but not lovable. characters who know they have surface-level admirable or alluring traits and so make sure to highlight those traits so that nobody looks closer to see what's underneath. characters who know they're hot or clever or cool and use that as a suit of armor so that no one ever gets close to them, because when they strip bare and show their vulnerability they're not any of those things, which means they have nothing left to make up for who they inherently are

waiter! waiter! more characters grieving something they can't even remember please!

you stupid fucking idiot i can’t believe you died and got resurrected and are now safely in my arms again. I’ll kill you

there's an undeniable secret level of romance that can only be achieved between two people who have divorced badly