This joke could be told 500 times and it would never be enough for me

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This joke could be told 500 times and it would never be enough for me

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reblog this with how you pronounce "lmao" in the tags
Rent is due TODAY and I'm still $500 short and I really need help. Im basically at a point where if I cant get it today, im going to have to sell my car to cover it. _Please_ if you can spare anything, my venmo is Ewright2
Dazed and Confused (1993) dir. Richard Linklater

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having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved
let this be your sign to just go watch the supergirl movie, please dont let a bunch of misogynistic bad reviews get the best of you
anyway remember when the US government commissioned a study on dangers of pornography and when the commission returned with a report saying it doesn’t pose a danger and recommending removing restrictions the US government denounced its own study
imagine you wake up 70 years in the future and all your friends and loved ones are dead and gone and this robot guy invites you to join his superhero team and he becomes your partner and your best friend and then you meet tin man's boss who's charming and handsome and bankrolls the avengers and he lets you live in his giant ass childhood mansion and the first week you come out of the ice he takes you out for drinks and to the smithsonian to show you the moon and stars and tells you how incredible you are and gives you hope again and you teach him self defence and how to fight and then one day a villain disintegrates iron man's armor and you realise tony stark is iron man and the person who fights beside you and calls you winghead and would lay his life on the line for you is also the same person who gave you a home and a purpose and somewhere to belong. IMAGINE.
There's worse to come, folks. Strap in and stay strapped.

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happy, smiling trucy... she is his light!
I love playing Bioshock 2 because everytime you adopt a little sister they're like
i love how as soon as atlas reveals himself to be fontaine, frank just starts rambling nonstop saying stupid shit he thinks is so clever and mean like he missed hearing himself talk
"seems like mother goose has been playin around in your egg salad" bitch what?? what???
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
…..not even six hours later i got an offer of a well paying full time long-term job with free room and board in queens in nyc, allowing me independence and a way to escape an abusive situation and an unhealthy environment
likes charge reblogs cast, folks, this is the good luck post
i need all the help i can get for finals
Hey so
the last time I reblogged this post right before I got a great job, in a permanent work-from-home position, with benefits, retirement, and a salary literally 3x what I was making before, doing something I really like.
So you know.
This might be the real one, y’all.
I could use some luck
As much as I love all the headcanons and jokes about Stratt packing all the science pun tshirts for Grace... let's be real, theres no way She did that. She's got too much final work to do to spend packing up his stuff
Carl on the other hand-
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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change
People who are making posts telling us what is happening over on threads, twitter, and Instagram are like war correspondents sending us reports from the front.