It's Life, and it's Death

"if yr stabbed dont take the knife out" okay so thats basiclaly cockwarming

i can never leave this place

Shoutout to all the trans girls out there who were forced to live as miserable boys during the 2000’s or 2010’s, missing out on all the weird sparkledog scene rawr xd era and who are now gloriously reclaiming this time in their adulthood. All power to you. Be blessed now and forever, colorful creatures. Go outshine god.

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

PSA: tumblr user littlefuckinmonster is stealing human bones from cemeteries in Louisiana. Please don’t let them get away with this and spread the word/signal boost!

this post is officially a decade old now

For anyone who wasnt around when this happened, this was real. Littlefuckinmonster was actually stealing bones from cemeteries. She is the bone stealing witch. She was specifically stealing bones from poor people. She was arrested for it.

by talos this can’t be happening is a mandela effect because the actual phrase is by the gods this can’t be happening and i’ve never heard anyone say the former in game

by talos this can’t be happening

the phrase by talos this can’t be happening is actually from a rupaul roleplay blog who left their husband in a cage with no food and water for a few weeks and the husband died sorry to be the spoil sport but it does have an origin and it is a very tumblr origin in nature

didnt they ban porn in 2018 i feel like i shouldnt be watching this in public

I dont think thats good, I think somebody made a mistake at somepoint or something like that

I need the factory machine girl to coat me in her red hot silly string cum

didnt they ban porn in 2018 i feel like i shouldnt be watching this in public

I dont think thats good, I think somebody made a mistake at somepoint or something like that

I need the factory machine girl to coat me in her red hot silly string cum

oh my god

just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead