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IT HAS COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT SOME OF YOU ARE UNAWARE OF MY SOULMATE

BEHOLD!!!!

THIS IS MOO DENG HER NAME MEANS BOUNCING PORK SHES A BABY PYGMY HIPPO AT A THAI ZOO AND SHE IS THE MOST IMPORTANT

GIVE HER LOVE

(pics courtesy of her trainers. thank you @yellowwwcrayon for introducing her to me)

is anyone else familiar with the website makea.fish and knows what happened to it?

it’s a website that randomly generates a cartoon fish for you every time the clock hits 11:11, AM or PM. here’s an example:

i can’t even find the link for it anymore, and none of my friends can either. there’s no trace of it on the internet. does anyone know what happened?

#make a fish #11:11 #11:11 make a fish #what the fuck is going on

simpomatic

here’s a playlist about hating someone because you care about them too much and they care about you too little

“fuck all your gold stars”

some key lyrics!

- you have a phone, you should have called!

- loving him hurts, loving him don’t work, so love him i won’t!

- i wish i never met you!

- time to grow up! you were the one! and now you’re not!

- i’ll pretend being with you doesn’t feel like drowning :(

- i’ll stay ready for you to take me! take me! take me! take me!

if you can’t tell, i’m very much in my maisie peters boygenius era

brothermouse-skeleton

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

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ivy-michaels

You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right

ivy-michaels

"well i like this post but i'm worried my followers might not" fuck your followers. The entire point of tumblr is to cause irreparable psychic damage to your followers. We are locked in mortal combat on the astral plane. You must win. You Must Win. You Must Destroy Them.

amaraqwolf

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

amaraqwolf

Things people in the notes have been able to do thanks to this post:

eat breakfast

go to bed

get out of bed

take a shower

write

practice

watch Superman Returns and write a paper on it

retain shreds of sanity

I need y’all to know that you’re doing amazing, and I’m so glad that I was able to help you break out of a procrastination loop you did not want to be stuck in.

andythecarpathian

Helpful post I’ve added to my queue in case it helps someone else at the random point when it’s posted.

asoftepiloguemylove

Mikko Harvey Wind-Related in the Wheatfield // Jonny Bolduc open question @jovialtorchlight // Cheryl Strayed Tiny Beautiful Things // @/mkpoet (instagram) // Mary Oliver Count the Roses // Phoebe Bridgers Waiting Room // Fyodor Dostoyevsky // Marie Howe Magdalene Afterwards; "Magdalene: Poems"

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Unassuming woman: Nice, dude. That hot dog is ketchup-pilled AND mustard-pilled

Strange man whose son died in an accident he could have prevented: I guess

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sapphling

i mean i wrote that post about a real life woman whose actual fingers i want forced in my mouth but it's great that you saw your beatles rpf bleed through the contours of my desire man. all of us are facets on the infinite gem of god's earth. personally i can't see ringo domming

ghostiaa

this is where i post from btw

hypotheticalpeople

Guy whose expressions of exasperation earn him strange looks E.G. "Well I might as well kill my dog" "You're cumming on my chest right now"

hotandfunnywomen

Phoebe Bridgers 😳

samuelroukin

tumblr wrapped

you called a childless man a dilf 235 times

you got blocked by 5 mutuals

you followed someone new but then unfollowed within a day after they said they didn’t like the color orange

you reblogged your blorbo 9285720274 times

piss on the poor: your post broke containment and it was not fun

your most reblogged post was “i need him bald and whimpering” and you reblogged it 79 times

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saltydkdan

Oh my god, of course you only read Shonen, you half-baked meathead. How about you stop with the manga and pick up some real literacy? Oh wait, a book doesn't have pictures, so I guess it's out of the question for witless photo lovers like yourselves who have no sense of media literacy.

Oh, honestly, how do people like you do it? Just "read" panels of mindless, repetitive, egregious fighting over and over again. I endear your low attention spans. Truly, I do. It must be magical being impressed by the most simplistic forms of idiocy. You people are no better than slug eyed mouth-watering neanderthals.

If by any chance I've changed your miniscule, insignificant curiosity, why not read some Edgar Allan Poe...actually, how about something on your level. Hmmmm, oh, I know! Dr Seuss.

What

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derinthescarletpescatarian

Well it is now!

theshitpostcalligrapher

sigh. I'll add it to the list

senatortedcruz

Thinking about the moment in Little Women when Jo said “You will be bored of him in 2 years and we will be interesting forever” that one is for all my girls and ladies on here. For all the men…go to war

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