welcome 2 hell :-)

H00к up with bеst friеnd sех ?

you deadass?

we joke about tumblr’s pjge (post john green era) but it is legitimately wild that a) a social media site allowed others to edit your posts for five years, and b) that we all agreed to use the honor system about it until mr. green arrived

i don’t want to alarm anyone but i think that we should dissolve the united states as a nation

sonic is a powerbottom

i don’t think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts.

anyone else like knives but like. not in an edgy way. like i’m not trying to b threatening or anything i just like the unique designs of them and the cool smithing work that’s gone into them. idk.

I understand your point and I support that but why in the name of all that’s holy would you edit a realistic hand onto Marge Simpson

In a bewildering turn of events it has come to my attention Kevin Jonas has stans

a “do you love the color of the sky” edit which is exactly as long but is just blank the whole way through

contemplate how easy it would be to actually make this post and then meditate on how infinitely merciful i am for choosing to describe it instead

sonic is a powerbottom

i don’t think that sentence starts discourse so much as ends any conversation before it even starts.

what more could white male filmmakers possibly say abt world war 2

master has snatched dobbys wig

whoever reblogged this and tagged it star wars is the funniest person on this planet

im scared of the gucci store i feel like jeffree star will be in there