I Wanna Be A Frog

passenger princess? No, I’m the passenger knight. I’ve sworn an oath of homoerotic loyalty to the driver and will protect them until my last breath. I will carry out her road rage. I’m why the front passenger seat is called shotgun

You know it gets bad again when you result into going back on tumblr 💀

“and the fans are throwing celebratory rats on the ice” god I love hockey

Fuck you anti bird architecture who gives a shit if a little guy makes a nest on top of your stupid Starbucks sign

They put anti-bird spikes on a church in my hometown, so the only place on the building where birds can sit is on the very top, on the cross. So the cross is now covered in bird shit

"In the house of a rich man there is nowhere to spit but his face" -that greek dude who lived in a barrel

shes a 10 but shes a 9 but shes a 8 but shes a 7 but shes a 6 but shes a 5 but shes a 4 but shes a 3 but shes a 2 but shes a 1 but shes a BLASTOFF 💥💥💥💥🚀KRSHHHHHHHHHHEEWWWWWWBRRRRRBRBRBRRBRBRBRRWWWWWWSHHHHHHHHBRRRRRRRBRRRRBRBR

idgaf how much you can bench press what's your bite strength per square inch

unironically people need to learn to say “they haven’t done anything wrong i just find them annoying”

I personally think people need to understand that if someone hasn’t wronged you or anyone else, you should NOT dislike them. You don’t have to like them; just remain neutral.

nope! this is the kind of attitude the leads to you picking apart every little thing a person does digging through their past for dirt and problematizing everything about them, exaggerating harm, assuming the worst about them, putting words in their mouth, etc, to justify the fact that you simply don’t vibe with them when the truth is that you will not get along with everybody you meet in life and it’s extremely possible to be civil to someone you don’t like. you don’t have to be friends with everybody its fine. it’s certainly nicer than falsely accusing them of some heinous shit rather than admit that you’re not some Disney princess who’s never had an unfairly mean thought in her life and loves everybody and sings with little birdies and is never bitchy or irritable. sometimes you get annoyed for stupid reasons and understanding that your personal feelings about a person aren’t necessarily related to their morals or worthiness as a human being is the first step to being a civil adult.

i wish i had a dirtbag job. like tattoo parlor or hardware store or bowling alley. i'm tired of having to give a shit about how i look and act