oh. you found me. hi?

This is making me realize that as a child I assumed that worms emerge from the ground at some point in the early morning to make the phrase make sense

"I'm so lazy for lying down so often" "I'm so greedy for eating such a big meal" MY BEAUTIFUL FRIEND!!!! YOUUUU ARE A GIANT OMNIVORE. YOU'RE MEGAFAUNA. DO YOU KNOWWW HOW ENERGY EXPENSIVE IT IS TO KEEP A GIANT OMNIVORE WITH A HUGE BRAIN RUNNING. very!!! very energy expensive!!! eat that burger take that nap. holy moly. you wonderful animal. your species is made for frequent meals and daytime rests and long sleeps. let yourself be a human.

Opposite curse of Achilles where you can choose to do something grand and dangerous and be forgotten or live a normal unremarkable life and be remembered forever and that’s what happened to Ea-nāṣir

Isn't this the plot of Pippin

That guy from lord of the rings?

catalogue of ships? no thanks, i'm asexual

catalogue of women? i would never buy a woman

it msut feel sooooo good to be an undulating sea creature swimming around. no bones no eyes just pure wiggling

eventually something comes and eats you but that's part of being an undulating sea creature #undulatingseacreature

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

3 mutuals rb the same post in a row and u have to pick who to rb it from and it locks ur game into their ending of the game

Going to include that image at the end of all of my emails

Among the many amazing aspects of the Hadestown pro-shot, one of my favorites is the way Patrick Pages injury provides an excellent example of how disability does not have to be barrier to musical theatre. The way his injury was presented, especially in Hades and Persephone's dance, shows how with enough care, choreography and blocking can be modified for a disability and still present a beautiful story. In fact, the pro-shot shows how disability can not only be accommodated, but also utilized for characterization and storytelling.

Yeah, the old baby making machine. Been gathering dust for a while now but you never know when you might need one. You hope you won’t, but you never know.

Basically my uterus is an old unused tool in my dad shed that I refuse to get rid of

Right after I posted this I got an ad for becoming a surrogate. Don’t think you can get me to use the old guy that easily, advertisements.

Can you be a self taught classicist these days or do they bonk you on the head with a big stick if you don’t have a doctorate

Because I really don’t want a doctorate but I feel like if I continue on my current trajectory I’m gonna end up learning Latin by accident

Cicero continues to rotate around in the back of my mind against my will

racism literally bleeds through the cracks of everything and if you dare to even barely point it out everyone will kill you

racism runs so deeply in people that if you call it out you are calling out them, and instead of sitting down and examining their own racism they lash out at you for being sooo meansies to them. you don't even have to be talking about anyone's racist behavior in particular because it makes racists so uncomfortable they will come forward themselves and act like you're targeting them specifically. it's okay when they do it because they're doing it in the correct way, in the nice way! they don't mean it like that. in fact they're actually being progressive. you're the cruel one for acting like their racist behavior is racist. you're the problem if you're bothered by their comfort racism. you're the bitchy colored person who makes eeeverything about racism when it so clearly isn't. i'm fucking sick of this.

One of the more interesting thing I've noticed after transitioning for a fe🛸w yearsth e fuck did you guys just see that what the hell wh what was that