child of the sun, the stars, and the sea

my mom was very attentive to the media we consumed as kids. she listened to me infodump about naruto and sonic etc. while i was forming memories that would inevitably be lost to the haze of my youth, she was taking it all in and now i'll be 30 years old and say something and my mom will be like, "this is just like that thing Eggman said once...what was it....." and she'll quote sonic adventure 2 & I'm like WHAT are you FUCKINGGGGG TALKING about right now!!!!!!!!

trash pickup at my mom's house has always been wednesday morning so when i still lived there we had to get all the trash out on tuesday night & once in like 2011 my mom heard us say "it's tuesday you fat nasty trash" so to this day when i'm visiting and we have to get the trash out my mom still calls it "fat nasty trash night." this woman has been quoting sweet bro and hella jeff for 13 years.

imagine cloth mother and wire mother in family court competing for custody of the baby monkey

I Have Softness For You

i have milk for you

Stop.

Cut the baby monkey in half

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god

"i'm just a girl" but in the context of apple tree by aurora

woman on the bus next to me furiously doing a 7x7 rubix cube at a speed that implies she's done this a thousand times. maybe i do understand lesbians actually.

she finished the cube and spent the rest of the bus ride staring dead straight ahead. unmoving. perhaps some kind of cube fuelled robot.

don’t look at all my lip balms

there are four coasters and you put the coffee cup on a book

don't look at that either

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

i know most leftists agree that everybody should have a right to food, water, shelter, and healthcare but i think a vitally important fifth pillar is privacy. people should not be compelled to be tracked, monitored, or to share personal space with others to access their other essential rights

"If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear" is and always has been fascist rhetoric everyone.

“did the journal factory burn down” is funny but doesn’t reflect my true views which are i love to follow people who overshare every moment of their day

“june is over so now it’s gay wrath month” blah blah reminder that july is disability pride month and is often ignored and disregarded!! funnel that wrath into advocating for your disabled peers and amplifying their voices