live your tomato girl fantasy

cds 💿 are so cool its literally a cirlcle 🔵 that has music 🎶 in its heart......

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

The best trope is Character who is Never Angry Gets Angry because you knowwww they got that shit stored up in a little jar that’s waiting to burst.

i'm the hot girl in your area. i killed the other ones it's just me now

lisa simpson could replace light yagami and successfully trick L but light could never handle having bart as a brother

the more you listen to it, the funnier it gets

What the fuck is radiation. "Hey there's this invisible force with the magical power to move every single molecule in your body a little bit to the left. Consequently you shit blood and die."