live your tomato girl fantasy

i love when someone confirms we're friends

*makes no effort to include self* what the fuuuuuck why do i feel so left out

there are apparently a lot of mushrooms that are poisonous to some people and edible for others. unlike food allergies, it’s not an allergic immune reaction, it’s mushroom poisoning but only for some people

Tip: You can be polyamorous and aromantic to unlock weird relationships with friends

it's good to get fat on purpose it's good to get fat for fun it's good to get fat just cause it makes you horny it's good to get fat cause you think it's beautiful. being fat is fucking awesome and it's normal to want

jensen ackles doing so much in that hanging himself gif he shouldve been a mime instead of the world’s first omega

early to bed and early to rise leaves a man so fucked up that he dies