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You should pinch his cheeks more actually. It’s medical. He has a deficiency.

#the man was something but god did he love Dick like a son #the princeliest indeed #dick grayson #nightwing #tommy tevis #dc comics

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Footage goes viral of Nightwing scooping up what looks like radioactive sludge (it’s a psychoactive drug, which Dick has famously built up tolerances to) and licking it off of his fingers in order to identify it while Red Hood yells in background “What the fuck are you doing! Don’t put that in your mouth! Are you five?” This has consequences as the Batfam obviously jump on the chance to rag on Dick.

Something goes missing and it’s “Well where did it go? Did it grow legs? Did Dick eat it???”

Dick keeps silverware in his mouth a second longer than normal while eating:

“Do you have to do that here?”

“Lay off him. You know Dick has an oral fixation. He can’t help it.”

A member finds something obviously chewed on by Ace, Titus, or Haley: “God Dick control yourself for one day!”

The comments go on and on until Dick decides his precious time isn’t worth this and fucks off permanently back to either Bludhaven or New York for a few weeks for some mental peace until a family member breaks into his apartment and demands his attention.

#my fav bit lately when something disappears is saying ‘did someone eat it???’ bc i’ve had so much go missing at work #dick grayson #nightwing #batfam #dc comics

pluviatrix

fic dialogue i sent to the ether but the scene made me laugh

#tim what did you expect him to say here #amazing dialogue op it’s a shams the ether ate it #tim drake #dick grayson #dc comics #fanart

starsapphire

straight from work got the nightwing suit on underneath my cop uniform because i have screaming at bruce for inquiring politely about my life choices at 10:00 and patrol at 10:30 #HappyFriyay

#dick when he’s at his peak #dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics

elizabethzoopzoop986

There are WAY to many Superboys in current comics so I made a helpful guide:

fanvein

Just coz I like to add unnecessary confusion, the main story universe is called earth 0 not earth 1 which is for the earth one series of books

Not to be confused with the original earth 1 which is the silver age setting and no longer exist becauseil it was destroyed in crisis on Infinite Earths

Earth 0 is also called prime earth, not to be confused with earth prime which is where Superboy prime came from

Anyway they use the name prime earth since earth prime, like the original earth 1, was destroyed in Crisis, and prime earth was created for new 52 where Superboy prime and earth prime didn't exist... until they decided to bring Superboy prime back

#dc needs some new names for these boys #get some originality again dc #dc comics #superboy #clark kent #apparently #jon kent #conner kent #superboy prime

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Finally got hit with a singular drop of inspiration while having some energy to write like the DVD symbol hitting the corner of a tv screen and it’s all still just Dick trying to save the child Bruce used to be despite being freshly freed from six months of captivity

#tim’s logs: cabin days #the scone speaks #they make me SICK #how to write dick and bruce without the devotion send tweet

hood-ex

Nightwing (Vol. 4) #137

#this is it this is their relationship almost entirely boiled down to one panel #bruce wayne #dick grayson #nightwing #batman #dc comics

sladickemporium

Dick freezing mid argument with Slade because he realises he just had this exact same arguement the day before with Bruce...

#and slade SEEING him freeze? demanding to know what’s got him all bothered? the realizations dick doesn’t want to (can’t) voice?#i think about this so so so much #dick grayson #nightwing #deathstroke #slade wilson #dc comics

It’s good the Bats are normal flesh and blood humans because if they weren’t they’d beat the shit out of each other 100x more than they already do

#leave everything the same except give them invulnerability what do you get: city destroying knock down drag outs #they’d be toppling buildings guys #the Bats need to be normal humans #batman #batfam #signal #nightwing #robin #red robin #spoiler #batgirl #red hood #dc comics

Dick reads as the most responsible human being on the planet ever with list upon list and every second of every day on a color coded schedule to the point people comment on it and yet. And yet. He can’t seem to get the dishes done in fanon. Which can be explained by “doing the dishes” actually being a separate torture requiring an entirely different energy reserve altogether.

#i actually love this part of dg’s character #idk if it’s canon or fanon but it’s great either way #doing the dishes is in fact the worst chore #dick grayson #nightwing #dc comics

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I was 5 days and almost 45 hours into a 7 day, 60 hour work week napping in the Bookkeeper room on my lunch, which I have access to because I am, in fact, a Bookkeeper, when one of my coworkers warned me doing that could get me in trouble/suspended/fired.

Because that’s happened before.

I almost walked out on the spot.

#this happened three days ago and I’m still angry about it #i’d like to see this fuckass company fire me #i want them to do it #the scone speaks

discowing-ding

tim drake clinging to the back of the batmobile on his skateboard while dick drives it fast as fuck r u picking up what i'm putting down

#wdym this didn’t happen #bring back tim skaterism #dick grayson #tim drake #nightwing #robin #dc comics

About to step into the Snyderverse for the first time ever to see if it’s as bad as everyone says it is

#i’m sure it is #snyderverse #dc comics #dc movies

At this point I don’t think coffee and energy drinks are enough I need to inject 5 hour energy straight into my veins

#give it up for day seven of an almost 60 hour work week #to be clear: i usually barely work 40 hrs so this is a lot for me #i am #so tired #the scone speaks #this is so dg and td coded honestly

duplexbiscuit

what is justice?

Redraw of these two panels

#damian wayne #dc comics #fanart

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I can not believe my first original post on this blog to hit 1,000 notes is because I had Batman make a “your mom” joke and Jason complain about a wedgie

#honestly don’t know what i was expecting #certainly not that that’s for sure #the scone speaks

maangoes

one time donna saw a facebook marketplace listing for a lenox spice village at half price and she told roy who was laying next to her in bed at the time and roy was like babe that's definitely a scam but she did not want to believe him and he was like donna please don't give this person $150 you're going to be so sad and she got out of bed and locked herself in the bathroom to avoid his probably true statements and sent dick 10 voice notes about the situation and he sent 10 back detailing his nigh incomprehensible take (had not slept in 52 hours) and she started bargaining with the person who was definitely a scammer over DM and roy started knocking on the door saying please come out you can buy the spice village i just need to pee

#donna troy #roy harper #dc comics

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