I'll fight like I always have

Everybody give it up for columnar jointing

people foolishly dismiss desserts and treats as having no nutritional value when they actually are necessary for refilling your sanity stat. to prove my point please observe the emotional stability of the next person you meet who doesnt let themselves ever eat any form of dessert

What creature is this?

Fuck your entire life

walter white in his underwear with the pistol readying to face the sirens, quietly to himself: this is my fight song. my walter white song

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

Girl you are an obligate carnivore

her ball

I lowkey hate when programs talk to me in a friendly way. "don't worry, nearly there!" Shut up. It should say "loading 64.3% completed. Do not turn off device" and absolutely nothing else. You arent my friend you are computer. Act like it

this is why you shouldn't swear

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.