he forgor

Amazing. Digital. Circus.

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

we all have that one cousin who rolls around a ball that picks stuff up

rabbits can be anywhere at any time. rabbits can even be on a device. rabbits can be on your device. rabbits can be eating your files. its fine. its sustenance. they are called bytes for a reason

"cold showers are better for you" WRONG! SCALDING HOT SHOWERS FOREVER!!!!!!!! 🚿🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿💧💧💧💧💦🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🚿🚿🚿♨️♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥🚿💧💧💦💦💦🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿🚿💧💧💦💦🚿🔥♨️♨️🚿♨️♨️💧💦💦♨️🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🚿🔥🔥🔥🔥🚿♨️♨️🔥🔥🔥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Computer loves to be like "fuck! You sure you want to shut down? Youve got volume mixer open"

You can lie when you name things

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

scalloped potatoes that take the pain away

beef that makes you someone it didn't happen to

buttered rolls that make the world a little softer

Chefs you have 1 seconds to craft an unbelievably decadent dessert