he forgor

murder isn't okay however sometimes your friends have REALLY bad parents

He’s so selfish. She’s generous enough to put food on the table but he cant give her some cake? All these men do is take take take

I genuinely wish people would stop engaging in algospeak when it comes to topics where discussion can legitimately be diluted by it. I don't know how to drill it into your head that censoring "rape" and "sexual assault" is extremely counterproductive no matter how much discomfort reading the words brings you.

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

it’s never a normal temperature anymore it’s always some fucking bullshit

*walks up to a couple* so which one of you is the cheetah and which one of you is the golden retriever who keeps the cheetah from stressing themselves to death

“when i was little” brother you are 5’3. so you must mean yesterday. or five minutes ago.

“i'll be there shortly” yeah. we know.

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

*goes back to jerkin it*

local guinea pig wishes you a lovely WHEEKend