B L A M !

………………………..no one asked for an Onion™ from me about how an early season plot of supernatural should have gone in the year of our lord 2018 but i gotta say this

yanno what would have been….fun? if instead of pointlessly dying henriksen makes it out, stays with the fbi, and stays friendly with sam and dean and occasionally calls on them for their help. then when they are found out to be alive he’s called on because oh i mean this guy hunted them down before. and he’s like. well. okay then. and then just like……pretends to hunt them down, and then. whoops. oh no boss they got away again. meanwhile he’s on his burner phone like why do you guys get caught so much you’re making me look bad. but instead this show had to kill off a perfectly good character for the drama™ or whatever.

“Hozier liked”

this is so fucking funny

I was not prepared for how wholesome and thoughtful the Jewish kid was

“What’s a politician?”