meow

You're such cuddlebait. Absolute admirationbait. Honestly respectbait. Committedlongtermrelationshipbait.

hey girl has anybody ever told you how cute your sanity meter looks when it starts depleting

the princess demands uhmmmm like...20 dollar

in bed. straight up 'huging it'. and by 'it', haha, well. let's justr say. My stufie.

[bones creaking horribly, joints popping, tendons snapping] im da princess

curls up in your lap smallstyle

@bundleofnerium

u gotta keep bothering people until you find the ones that love it

the habitual apologizer has something she wants to say

me and the no one i pulled by doing nothing

it's not "double texting", it's called monologuing and it's a time honored tradition in the supervillain community.

and if you’re like me and your birthday is at the end of the year please just stop thinking in general

“it’s their first time living too! 🥺” yeah and the last #YouWillNotBeReincarnated