Chapters: 9/?
Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Cliffjumper/Mirage (Transformers)
Characters: Cliffjumper (Transformers), Mirage (Transformers), Optimus Prime, Optimus Prime (Transformers), Hot Rod (Transformers), Bumblebee (Transformers), Ironhide (Transformers), First Aid (Transformers), Jazz (Transformers), Hound (Transformers), Kup (Transformers), Swindle (Transformers), Brawl (Transformers), Vortex (Transformers), Rodimus | Rodimus Prime, Sunstreaker (Transformers), Sideswipe (Transformers)
Additional Tags: barbarian au, not sure how else to describe it tbh, cliffraj, fake marriage au, Slavery mentioned, no beta we die like optimus prime, Cyberbarian AU, no primes, Animal Death, Harm to Animals, Animal Attack
Summary:
In an effort to rescue a stranger in their lands from a life of potential slavery, the autobot clan comes up with the brilliant plan.
Spin a tale of love at first sight with one of the Chiefs sons, throw a fake ceremony, shoo out the slavers, and then deal with the stranger afterwards. As long as they didn’t do anything like KISS it wouldn’t be official.
This was the plan as Cliffjumper understood it.
It’s just unfortunate no one quite managed to communicate that to his bride to be.