aughhh oghh orghgh

Person who wants to do stuff trapped in a body that needs to lie down

I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

I did it! It sucked but I did it!

I think we need to let villains be camp again. “Ohhhhh it’s homophobic to always have the villain be camp!” Okay but it’s been like. So boring without them.

And its hot

Also it’s hot, is the thing.

It’s literally hot

was measuring out some sugar and i scooped out one spoonful and fucking said "two." i didn't know you could even lose count that fast

sorry the faces of every man ive ever killed just flashed before my eyes was that a yes or a no to butt stuff

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

completely sober in the club googling WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY? WHY?

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

2025 is like if you were awake during surgery

hey i saw you across the room at the devil's sacrament and loved your vibe