...yikes

I was imagining "reverse creep radiohead" as a bit and now I can't stop thinking of "I wish you were special, I'm so fucking special" and laughing

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

No you dont get it; in Severance, the people have jobs but they dont like it. thats what makes it so genius in a sense...

you can't say "check it out" these days without being in the house like carpet

im serious guys im not minting any more currency tonight my inflation is really bad already *3 drinks in* hey i think i seriously love you guys. you know what? a shiny new gold coin for everyone in this applebee's tonight

Guy who coinflips every morning to see if he should kill himself and inexplicably has gotten “live” each time

I have watched the yaoi hockey show and know what fuck y'all this some good ass shit I didn't know the Canadians swung up the streets like this, my american taxes can't even pay for my elders social security I'm pretty sure they're just funding elon musk's latest eugenics project at this point but y'alls government gives you free healthcare AND gay ass yaoi flavored big tiddy hockey dudes fucking and feeling in every fancy ass penthouse set this side of the north american continent while serving up full peaches this some good shit thank you canada hope y'all beat the mighty ducks or whatever next year and your next leader doesn't date katy perry, goodnight and be blessed