im gummy :)

Remember: if they can regenerate it is completely okay to do as much brutality as you want because they'll just heal it away anyways ^_^

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

huge fan of when cats reach out and touch each other with disrespectful intent

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

I showed them to my mom once and she pointed at the kitten and said “petty theft” and pointed to the big cat and said “grand larceny”

let’s burgle with mama

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

I got a little too loko….

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

its actually going pretty well

it’s monday i’m in the labyrinth

it’s tuesday i’m in the evil lab

it’s wednesday i’m in the time loop

it’s thursday i’m in the medieval torture apparatus

🌸it’s friday i’m in love🌸