Seasonally Inspired Dinners

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

Bro, be honest, are you getting a little bit Genghis Khan?

i say yay outloud too like this isn't just my internet persona this is real me

I am loved! 😊 [white knuckle gripping the sink unable to meet my own bloodshot eyes]

do not keep putting those two unfunny autistic faggots on my dash

[ID. an animation frame of a glowing skeleton man saying, "do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?" end ID.]

this lettuce smells like dog

you bought dog lettuce

We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

Well, well, well. If it isn't the consequences of someone else's actions that I am directly impacted and severely affected by

this pride month I'm gonna need everyone to be radically pro transgender and also pro intersex and also pro ace and aro spec peoples thanks

i'm no david lynch but I know peak when I see it, twin

⁉️ happy pride month turns out I Saw The TV Glow is free to watch on youtube and has been for at least three months now and i did not know until just now

i need to get gender affirming surgery